sinae10867 Posted July 20, 2019 Posted July 20, 2019 My life began 20.000 years ago on Ayre (Ireland), my mom were a wolf and my dad a man, we were 5 siblings, 4 black wolves and me; a big grey wolf, you can reconize that on my undershot today, as my dad exerted sodomy on my mom and siblings I decided to leave them all, I thought this is life I better live, and thought again that I wanted my own family without sodomy. In these days the world seemed small because it was in a early conscious state so I was big enough to walk from Ayre and over Norway to Russia, throughout the days I have crossed Russia, China and Persia many times and I've been busy as a dragon slayer, alchymist, philosopher and general. one day in Eastern Mongolia roughly 10.000 years ago a Nord (from Sweden) attacked med with a petrified bone and destroyed my head, as he was slamming my skull I pulled my stone-knife and started cutting him, the next I remember I'm in a whitewashed mut hud being recreated with necromancy, the necromancer pulled my aura inwards to recreated my head, after my ethereal rebirth I was enormous and thereby I was send to a small village to repel 60 raiding giants from the grassplains up north, I defeated all 60 of them with one slash due to my enormous size. Afterwards I got the first military-distinction in the world, its a small birthmark on my left shoulder right were military-badges are today, beside the distinction and due to my size they took my earwax and turned it into gold by polishing it with terpentine in -4 Celsius, I took my gold to the Chinese market and made a trade, then I carried the rest of my gold from the Chinese market and through the western desert to Persia this route came to be the first part of the internatinal market because I moved my gold along. In Persia I was met by an army of a thousands, still armed with my stone-sabre and big size I crussed the Persian sabres with my huge sabre that's the reason for the myth about Thor, but I got caught while fighting the Persians because I was 1 against 1.000, the Persians stole my gold and sodomized me for the next 3.000 years in a Palace, up until the christian year 0, now I was small again, and on my way to be married with an unknown woman, but a regiment of knight templars kidnapped me as the grail and I wasn't conscious again before 1983 here in Denmark. My birth is registered 13th of May 1984. When I was '6' years old my then foster-father who also stole my private mail from the local mail-office on the 4-5th of Marts 1987 signed me up for a bank-account in Den Danske Bank, that bank is hell, it kills all ideas with sodomy, normally when you're in that bank you can't get out because your are incapable of processing your thoughts of changing bank, but, and this is my third evidence of being Allah, I'm ethereal and there's only 2 ethereals on the surface of earth, so being ethereal made me capable of keeping my think together and on the 21st of May 2016 I closed my Danske Bank account and found another bank, then on the 11th of June I constituted my freedom from Danske Bank, I'm the only one who ever made it out of that bank. If my foster-father didn't steal my mail I would be the richest in the world today, I've seen some records, the buffer/trade-route I have created from China to Persia earns around 500.000€ each minute, I am then to tell that I informed the Danish police about the mail-theft back in 2016.RegardsEthereal Allah from Mecca(Andreas Jensen)
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