Your favorite crackpot theory/speculation on the universe, creation, and life

[AzurePhoenix]

Okay, just to sate my own amusement (and mind-numbingly pathetic case of boredom), I wanna get a good grasp on all the best ideas concerning the universe, its creation, and the origin of life, including any new ones anyone might like to share. I don't want theological debates, I just wanna hear ideas from anybody that might be interested. I've also inlcuded several of the more common ideas, just in case someone considers them crackpot but loves them regardless.

 

So far we've got;

 

I - The Sneeze of the Great Green Arkelseizure

 

II - The Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodly Appendage

 

III - Sciency Stuff

 

IV - Literal Biblical Stuff

 

V - Intelligent Design

 

VI - It's all an Illusion, Man!

[Rakdos]

 

I - The Sneeze of the Great Green Arkelseizure

 

II - The Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodly Appendage

 

 

 

I wanna vote for both

[AzurePhoenix]

Mmmm, yes, I should've done multplie votes. Dammit.

[darkkazier]

Well, it's simple, our universe is really the body of some sentient being, and our solar system is nothing but a few atoms in the grand scheme of our galaxy ,which is a cell and so forth and so on.

[ydoaPs]

since i can only vote for one, i will choose the FSM....he would use his noodly appendage to choke me to death, if i didn't

[AzurePhoenix]

Ah, yes, I too faced that dilemma. Whereas I pledge my faith to His infinite pastacity, I feel that He'd forgive me for finding such appeal in the idea that our world is naught but a snot bubble.

[Hellbender]

oh damn. I put intelligent design becuase I thought you meant our "favorite" as in a sarcastic way. My actual vote would be sciency stuff, sorry.

[AzurePhoenix]

Oops, I should have been more clear. I meant "The one that most appeals to you, no matter what you might actually believe"

[Psion]

It's a prison for the mind.

But I believe we all live in the matrix!!!!111

Seriously, all the colors around you are pixelated. The little cells in your eyes make you think you see in analog, but it's all digital. Don't let this reality fool you, man, there is something bigger out in the real one.

 

I mean, even if this world was a fantasy, wouldn't it be f'd up? There'd have to be some science to create this fantasy world, right?

[AzurePhoenix]

Man, that's just what They want you to think...

[JPQuiceno]

lol, no one has voted for the "sciency stuff" yet.

 

FSM RULES ALL! :-/

[AzurePhoenix]

We all know it's true, so we're pointing out the ones we WISH were true. At least, that's my cornball hypothesis, or my original intention. Either way.

 

EDIT::: OH GREAT AND PARMESEANY FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!! I TAKE BACK WHAT I JUST SAID! I DESERVE TO BE SMOTEN FOR MY BLASPHEMY!! MY ONLY EXCUSE IS THAT I HAVE SPENT 19 YEARS FOLLOWING THE HEATHEN WAYS OF SCIENTIFIC INFIDELS!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!! I PLEAD FOR YOU TO GRANT ME YOUR INFINITE AND INFALLIBLE COMPASSION!!!

[JohnB]

AP, I think you're already in hot water already, "divine glory of the grapefruit"?

 

I don't remember any grapefruit mentioned in the FSM creation story.

[AzurePhoenix]

I never claimed to be a good devout worshipper. And you can't deny the divinty of grapefruit. And potatos. Never dismiss the potato.

[ydoaPs]

I don't remember any grapefruit mentioned in the FSM creation story.

then you don't know the story well enough, do you?