zahizahi Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 The Theory of Evolution The way that for 150 years certain people have been devoted to such an extraordinarily illogical belief as the theory of evolution is a great miracle created by God by making use of Satan. Those with good sense and faith in God and who are aware of this miracle have been waiting for 150 years to see just when evolutionists would become aware of this deception of Satan's, and have been using various means of suggestion, employing scientific and rational methods, to awaken them. The way that hundreds of thousands of professors, scientists, university students and doctors have blindly believed in the exceptionally illogical claims of the theory of evolution is a historical phenomenon that will be remembered with astonishment in no more than 20 years, and will be the subject of jokes and sketches. Believers in evolution fall under the spell of the Latin terminology and pompous language employed by evolutionist scientists, saying, "whatever they say must be true," and do not think about the real meaning of what they are told. One of the most effective ways of getting these people to think is to explain what the theory of evolution actually maintains in a very clear and simple manner, and thus to remove the spell under which they have fallen. http://www.harunyahya.com/articles/unique_deception_evolution.php
Mokele Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 Oh, jesus ****ing christ on a stick. Go get an education, you ignorant little ****. Mokele
Pangloss Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 The way that for 150 years certain people have been devoted to such an extraordinarily illogical belief as the theory of gravity is a great miracle created by God by making use of Satan. Those with good sense and faith in God and who are aware of this miracle have been waiting for 150 years to see just when gravitationists would become aware of this deception of Satan's, and have been using various means of suggestion, employing scientific and rational methods, to awaken them. The way that hundreds of thousands of professors, scientists, university students and doctors have blindly believed in the exceptionally illogical claims of the theory of gravity is a historical phenomenon that will be remembered with astonishment in no more than 20 years, and will be the subject of jokes and sketches. Believers in gravity fall under the spell of the Latin terminology and pompous language employed by gravitationist scientists, saying, "whatever they say must be true," and do not think about the real meaning of what they are told. One of the most effective ways of getting these people to think is to explain what the theory of gravity actually maintains in a very clear and simple manner, and thus to remove the spell under which they have fallen.
Phi for All Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 Cut and paste more crap like that and you'll be asked to leave. I see you shaking your head at me. Are you hoping to hear an original thought rattling around in there?
Kyrisch Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 I think this is a test send down from the great ziti throne of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Hail His Noodly Appendage!
AzurePhoenix Posted August 14, 2005 Posted August 14, 2005 According to this utterly unbelievable theory, first dust, then soil, stones, waters, mountains and oceans came spontaneously into being in this nothingness devoid of anything of the sort. Does anyone else love this quote as much as I do? It's common knowledge that the FSM spontaneously forged the universe from tomato sauce and oregano.
beautyundone Posted August 14, 2005 Posted August 14, 2005 azure, i love deep thoughts by jack handey. they're hilarious haha anyhow, zahi, i understand what you are trying to do, but i assure you that post will not change a thing in the minds of those here. each time a christian posts something like that, it only further discourages people from considering christianity to be anything other than utter bull. your attempts at 'saving' these people from the 'grasp of satan' is doing nothing but annoying them. i suggest that, if you do not want to talk about science, you not be on a SCIENCE forum. perhaps this post had been made to prove a point using a decent scientific argument to somehow challenge evolution, it would be considered valid. but it is not.
In My Memory Posted August 14, 2005 Posted August 14, 2005 Hmmmm... What seems less crazy to me: the idea that all forms are the product of descent and modification, modeled after the selective pressures that are acting on them --- or, a talking snake and mysterious apple. This is really hard! Selective pressures, or talking snake? Selective pressures or talking snake? Pressures or talking snake? *pulls hair out* Zahizahi, you make the baby Jesus cry!
mike90 Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 Jesus religious people make me sad these days. They really need to build a large institution in Nebraska or somewhere to contain these people before they hurt themselves
YT2095 Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 zahizahi, Where is your Scientific Evidence to support this claim?
AzurePhoenix Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 hold up now, he hasn't even thought that far ahead.... otherwise he wouldn't be here
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