Is YOUR child a Hacker?!!

[flyboy]

well guys i have a confession to make

im 14 and i hack

[Guest026]

I don't get it.

[insane_alien]

sigh, it is a spoof. it is making ridiculous claims about what makes a hacker. it even misuses the word hacker. the descriptions above mean that every single teenager in the world would be a hacker. even if they don't own a computer.

[ParanoiA]

Absolutely hilarious. I love it. I'm going to print it and circulate it at work tomorrow. This will be interesting.

 

I especially loved the whole AMD bit.

[bascule]

I don't get it.

 

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/necromancer.htm

 

 

Necromancer has a supernatural ability to bring long-dead forum discussion threads back to life. After having been flogged to death the thread may have been deceased for many years, and bringing it back may have scant relevance to the current topic, yet Necromancer will unexpectedly exhume the thread’s rotting corpse, and strike horror in the forum as its grotesque form lurches into the discussion. The monster, instantly recognized by all who knew it in life, seems at first to breathe and have a pulse, but, alas, it is beyond Necromancer’s skill to fully restore the thread’s original vitality. The hideous apparition may frighten away some of the weaker Warriors or Warriors badly wounded in former battles, but the thread is only a shadow of its former self and very quickly expires.

 

Unlike Archivist, Necromancer compulsively saves every forum message in carefully preserved archives for future use in battle, while Necromancer collects departed threads merely for the thrill of resurrecting them. Some say he performs this unnatural act out of malice, others say he can’t help himself, but no one really knows.

[Realitycheck]

No Way!!!!! This guy is totally stupid, calling Linux an illegal hacker program and so forth. Surely, this is the type of guy who cuts out missing child pictures from the milk boxes and keeps them on file to share with his friends so they can keep a look out.

[Pre4edgc]

I especially laughed at the Doom 3 comment... You can get that on XBox! ROFL

[MrSandman]

I started reading this and was totally convinced that this guy was inrefutably insane. If it wasn't for hackers there wouldn't be any fun on the internet, like I figured out how to delete my sisters' email accounts. I didn't do it, but it's nice to know that you have the power.

[Klaynos]

I started reading this and was totally convinced that this guy was inrefutably insane. If it wasn't for hackers there wouldn't be any fun on the internet, like I figured out how to delete my sisters' email accounts. I didn't do it, but it's nice to know that you have the power.

 

That's not hacking.

[swansont]

11. Does your son resurrect 2-year-old threads?

[1veedo]

Wow this is old. I made a post here in 2005 and frankly I could slap myself. I would rather not read my old posts.

[ydoaPs]

Wow this is old. I made a post here in 2005 and frankly I could slap myself. I would rather not read my old posts.

 

Nor do I want to read my old posts, although I did so today for some reason.

[MrSandman]

LOL, this is halarious.

[the tree]

Also old and boring, can we leave it be?

[ydoaPs]

Also old and boring, can we leave it be?

 

I don't know. Can you?

[JohnB]

Also old and boring, can we leave it be?

Awwww, but I missed it first time round.

[Guest026]

guess what? i found out what dreamweaver is! but its too expensive for me so i use nvu

[the tree]

i found out what dreamweaver is!

Well done, have a cookie.

[Scientia]

This was read on The Screen Savers a while back. It's a joke, as has been stated multiple times in the thread. It's also been passed around the internet for many years now. The real worry here is that some parents really feel like this.