Kyrisch Posted August 24, 2005 Posted August 24, 2005 Some may call it a tale of beauty and the beast. But Sam, a 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese crested, and a three-time champ in the World's Ugliest Dog Contest, is the dog of Susie Lockheed's dreams.... Source: http://www.davesdaily.com/out.php?id=8490&url=http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/custom/fringe/sfl-816uglydog,0,4048583.story?track=mostemailedlink It looks like the infamous chupacabra has been found! Seriously though, living with that thing would give me nightmares!
jowrose Posted August 24, 2005 Posted August 24, 2005 holy crap. it looks like a mummy back from teh dead. being held by Laura Bush. Wow that is bizarre. It's like a shallow hal syndrome. someone get this woman a labrador, that dog is gross...
Phi for All Posted August 24, 2005 Posted August 24, 2005 I can't decide if he looks like he's been set on fire or if doing so might make him look better....
jowrose Posted August 24, 2005 Posted August 24, 2005 hahaha it's got the strangest eyes. it doesn't look like there are any pupils. Kyrisch, you are strange. where on earth do you find this stuff?!
Kyrisch Posted August 24, 2005 Author Posted August 24, 2005 Kyrisch' date=' you are strange. where on earth do you find this stuff?![/quote'] Places... And I take that as a compliment Btw, if you read the article, you would know that one eye (The eye in the picture) is infected or something and the other eye is red-violet from cataracts.
beautyundone Posted August 25, 2005 Posted August 25, 2005 is that thing supposed to be a living creature???
BobbyJoeCool Posted August 25, 2005 Posted August 25, 2005 I can't decide if he looks like he's been set on fire or if doing so might make him look better.... Can both of these be true? At any rate... if the dog had three heads, I'd call him cerberus... He (if he were 5 times bigger) a guard dog that would make people run away... *shudders looking at the picture again*
jowrose Posted August 25, 2005 Posted August 25, 2005 Oh he wouldn't need to be any bigger to be an excellent guard dog. if i saw that thing wandering around a house at night i'd get as far away as possible as soon as possible. the owner should put in like red tinted contact lenses and sell him as the ultimate scare-the-hell-out-of-people device.
BobbyJoeCool Posted August 25, 2005 Posted August 25, 2005 Then we say, "this is what happened to the dog that the Lutz's had in Amittyville." It's still possesed by the really pissed off indian cheif...
YT2095 Posted August 25, 2005 Posted August 25, 2005 I can't decide if he looks like he's been set on fire and put out with a pitch fork? it certainly fell out of the Ugly tree, and probably hit every branch on the way down!
insane_alien Posted August 25, 2005 Posted August 25, 2005 if i seen that at night i'd grab a shotgun and prepare for an invasion of zombies
Royston Posted August 25, 2005 Posted August 25, 2005 is that thing supposed to be a living creature??? Jim Henson would turn in his grave, if his workshop conceived of such a thing. It's time to start the music...It's time to light the lights....Jesus turn em off..turn em off.
Phi for All Posted August 25, 2005 Posted August 25, 2005 I think this is Susie Lockheed's husband.... They make her look great by comparison!
SorceressPol Posted August 25, 2005 Posted August 25, 2005 I saw this lady on television, and that dog was even uglier. It's also really mean, but well...to each their own.
YT2095 Posted August 25, 2005 Posted August 25, 2005 if I had a dog like that, I think I`de shave it`s arse and teach it to walk backwards
Kyrisch Posted August 25, 2005 Author Posted August 25, 2005 if I had a dog like that, I think I`de shave it`s arse and teach it to walk backwards You might want to rethink that Even his hindquarters have a large hernia lump.
Phi for All Posted August 25, 2005 Posted August 25, 2005 Owners of champion dogs go to great lengths to keep them winning contests. What do you think she does to keep this dog so ugly? Does she have an anti-groomer? I keep imagining what it's bark must be like. More of a shriek really, like pulling a taut piano string across a blackboard with your fingernails. I bet fleas run from this dog.
MetaFrizzics Posted August 25, 2005 Posted August 25, 2005 That's just the flea in the picture. The dog is off-camera.
herme3 Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 I saw him on the news. I also found a few more pictures of him. Here is a good picture:
Callipygous Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 I think this is Susie Lockheed's husband.... They make her look great by comparison! popeye!
Callipygous Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 I saw him on the news. I also found a few more pictures of him. Here is a good picture: i dont own a gun, but if that wandered into my yard i would still find a way to shoot it.
Kyrisch Posted August 26, 2005 Author Posted August 26, 2005 When I saw THAT, I literally jumped outof my chair. OMFG. That woman needs to get her dog into a movie or something; she could definitely make big bucks on Exorcist II: The Dog that was the Devil.
YT2095 Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 actualy, on closer inspection the poor thing seems to have cataracts my guess would be that it`s quite an old dog, and probably wouldn`t stand up to much undue attention, such as would be found on a film set. those claws are amazing though!
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