Sex Machines

[Agent Smith]

The sex simple machines (ref: sextuplets) :

1. Lever

2. Wheel & Axle

3. Inclined plane

4. Pulley

5. Screw

6. Wedge

What's the definition of a machine?

No restrictions on comments/observations. Feel free to say anything (interesting) you want. 

 

[dimreepr]

Sex might be mechanical to you, but I prefer the illusion of making love... 😉 

[Agent Smith]

17 minutes ago, dimreepr said:

Sex might be mechanical to you, but I prefer the illusion of making love... 😉 

Good one! ✌

Sometimes I feel like passing away! 😅

[iNow]

1 hour ago, Agent Smith said:

1. Lever

2. Wheel & Axle

3. Inclined plane

4. Pulley

5. Screw

6. Wedge

Jebus, man! No lubrication? That's a fairly critical component, you monster!!

[Agent Smith]

9 minutes ago, iNow said:

Jebus, man! No lubrication? That's a fairly critical component, you monster!!

😁 Sorry, not exactly an expert here. 

[iNow]

TBH, I have no idea what this thread is about, even though I'm fairly expert myself. 

[Phi for All]

Engineers should never design systems that make the engineer redundant. 

[Endy0816]

42 minutes ago, Phi for All said:

Engineers should never design systems that make the engineer redundant.

Hmm... lol

Edited February 16, 2022 by Endy0816

[Agent Smith]

15 hours ago, Phi for All said:

Engineers should never design systems that make the engineer redundant. 

A very interesting comment as far as I'm concerned. Engineers have to live with guilt on that score: due to constraints (material, and mathematical, cost), s/he has to design/build structures (houses/bridges/etc.) in a way that each element in a structure is multi-functional (doing two/more jobs at once), the exact inverse of redundancy where two/more elements serve the same purpose (safety first).

The engineer has to do a fine balancing act between multi-functionality (cost) and redundancy (safety).

👍

[exchemist]

19 hours ago, Agent Smith said:

The sex simple machines (ref: sextuplets) :

1. Lever

2. Wheel & Axle

3. Inclined plane

4. Pulley

5. Screw

6. Wedge

What's the definition of a machine?

No restrictions on comments/observations. Feel free to say anything (interesting) you want. 

 

There was a young man named Green,

Who invented a w*nking machine.

On the ninety-ninth stroke,

The bloody thing broke,

And whipped his balls into cream.

 

[Agent Smith]

27 minutes ago, exchemist said:

There was a young man named Green,

Who invented a w*nking machine.

On the ninety-ninth stroke,

The bloody thing broke,

And whipped his balls into cream.

Yes, very funny!

[TheVat]

The "hundred bucks at Home Depot" scene in the Coen brothers film, "Burn After Reading" (the last minute is NSFW)

https://youtu.be/ZrzEDyS9Ddw

(Cannot be embedded, due to age restriction)

 

[Agent Smith]

Can we reduce all machines (from smartphones to advanced robots) to some combination of these 6 early machines?

For example, a vehicle = wheel & axle + pulley + screw + inclined plane! I may have missed something of course; feel free to improve the equation. 

[exchemist]

4 minutes ago, Agent Smith said:

Can we reduce all machines (from smartphones to advanced robots) to some combination of these 6 early machines?

For example, a vehicle = wheel & axle + pulley + screw + inclined plane! I may have missed something of course; feel free to improve the equation. 

Of course not.

[Agent Smith]

19 minutes ago, exchemist said:

Of course not.

Why not?

[exchemist]

2 hours ago, Agent Smith said:

Why not?

I can barely summon the energy for this, but...[stifles yawn].... because there are many other types of component in most machines of any complexity: off the top of my head, gears, blades, cranks, pistons and cylinders...oh and probably most crucial of all, bearings, both plain and rolling element type - plus a host of others, not least sensors of various kinds and microprocessors. 

Now let's guess what happens next. I reckon you will claim, in some way, that all of these can be treated as special cases of the six items on your original list. At which point it will be "Thank you and goodnight" from me.  😉  

Edited February 27, 2022 by exchemist

[Agent Smith]

31 minutes ago, exchemist said:

Now let's guess what happens next. I reckon you will claim, in some way, that all of these can be treated as special cases of the six items on your original list.

That didn't cross my mind at all! Thanks a million for letting me know.

32 minutes ago, exchemist said:

Thank you and goodnight

Thank you and goodnight. 😰

[iNow]

On 2/16/2022 at 9:44 AM, Agent Smith said:

😁 Sorry, not exactly an expert here. 

QFT

[swansont]

16 minutes ago, iNow said:

QFT

How does Quantum Field Theory apply?

[iNow]

Lol. Quoted for truth

[J.C.MacSwell]

7 hours ago, swansont said:

How does Quantum Field Theory apply?

Because it's hard.

[Agent Smith]

5 hours ago, iNow said:

Lol. Quoted for truth