Is brushing teeth necessary?

[thethinkertank]

If I dont brush my teeth, will I die? 

Of course not. 

I THINK therefore I am, not I BRUSH therefore I bruh. 

The logic is impeccable. 

The argument against brushing teeth is thus demonstrated. 

[swansont]

Yes, of course you will die. Everybody dies.

Your logic is atrocious, which contributes to why you are in the moderation queue.