Negroes and King-Size Phalli: Debunking the Myth

[stoneage2005]

The topic of phallus size seems to pop up in our culture's daily conversation frequently. It got my colleagues and I thinking. Is it true that Africans are more often born with extra large penises?

 

My colleagues and I? We think not! We asked the negro (often not included in our discussions, but he works with us) about his and he seemed a little on the "short" side compared to us.

 

Please vote in this poll I've set up here. Choose your race as well as penis size (erected, of course). Hey, if there's enough data from this maybe we can finally declare this silly myth false! We'll put up a little website with graphs, etc.

[Mokele]

IIRC, the Kinsey report already deals with this, or is it Masters & Johnson? Either way, I've seen a proper study done somewhere. Anyhow the results were that African-american males had a slightly longer average length, but the variation in both groups was such that this difference was statistically insignificant.

 

Mokele

[Sum Deus]

Studies have shown that the flesh of the penis has an interesting property in that it causes light to bounce off its surface in an angle that is rarely elsewhere seen and cause the phallus to appear larger and longer than it actually is, especially when placed aside a measuring tool such as a graded sticke.

[The Peon]

I will give outsiders opinions on the matter, since I am still unsure of what I believe in regards to this.

 

I once heard that its not Negroids, but specifically afro-americans that have the large penis. Why? Simple. Afro-Americans spent 400 years in slavery doing hard labor. The ones with more testosterone and other strong body hormones/influences persisted while the weaker slaves died off, or were bred out by the slave masters. This produced a man who was stronger, and better suited to manual labor. The side effect of these hormones of course, is a larger penis during puberty. I dont know if this is true, or if it can account for the myth, but it made sense to me. I am hesitant to believe it though without hearing it from someone who knows about this stuff, since I heard it from a layperson to science.

[Dak]

IIRC, the Kinsey report already deals with this, or is it Masters & Johnson? Either way, I've seen a proper study done somewhere. Anyhow the results were that African-american males had a slightly longer average length, but the variation in both groups was such that this difference was statistically insignificant.

 

I remember hearing those stats.

 

Also, isnt it the case that caucasians' penises, when unexcited, go small and flacid, whereas negroids' penises just go flaccid: making negroids' unerect penuses much bigger than caucasians' unerect penises, whilst there is little difference when erect.

 

also, mongaloids' are apparently quite smaller than caucasians' and negroids'.

[Tilda]

OMG! you guys seriously put too much effort into this! It really doesn't matter THAT much as long as you do it well.

Besides your poll won't be very interesting unless some other race than whites fill it out.

Put your effort into the action instead

 

//Matilda

[Dak]

oh and by-the-way, wrighting 'small' in capital letters next to the 'below 5 inches' option was just harsh.

[Mokele]

Tilda's actually right, and my GF can confirm it. Girth matters more than length. ;-)

 

Mokele

[The Peon]

<----- Still wondering why Mexican is an option and Asiatic/Mongoloid is not.

[OnlyThorns]

*blushes* well. i guess you just proved me wrong. i didn't think you would be the one to talk dirty...lol. Ok what you men need to understand is that the penish is a muscle, and just like any other muscle, the more you exercise it, the bigger it grows. I am not racist, but in some cases black men are larger because they are 'players' and more free about sex than white people. Thats all folks!

[The Peon]

*blushes* well. i guess you just proved me wrong. i didn't think you would be the one to talk dirty...lol. Ok what you men need to understand is that the penish is a muscle, and just like any other muscle, the more you exercise it, the bigger it grows. I am not racist, but in some cases black men are larger because they are 'players' and more free about sex than white people. Thats all folks!

 

Erm. Wrong wrong wrong... Its not a muscle. I dont mean to sound too harsh but educate yourself first missy.

 

Trust me if an exercise would increase penile size gyms everywhere would be devoted to that...

[OnlyThorns]

i know that scientifically it is not a muscle...i meant hypo--oh forget it..i am too tired. lol. well practice makes it perfect i always say.

[The Peon]

i know that scientifically it is not a muscle...i meant hypo--oh forget it..i am too tired. lol. well practice makes it perfect i always say.

 

I will say that most women I have spoken with admit that girth and manuevering are more important then overall length. The best test I heard to date is to insert your penis in a roll of toilet paper. If it fits snugly you are decently endowed. If it doesnt fit you are a porn star, and if it fits loosely.. well practice your manuevers more and you must orgasm at least 3 times to make an impression. Ok getting off topic.. just my 2 cents.

[JPQuiceno]

Is it me or is this thread ethnically stereo-typed?

[ydoaPs]

just a bit

[Dak]

Ok what you men need to understand is that the penish is a muscle, and just like any other muscle, the more you exercise it, the bigger it grows.

 

Its technically a skeleton, of the hydrostatic variety. not, as has been said, a muscle and so exersizing it wont make it gro bigger.

 

I am not racist, but in some cases black men are larger because they are 'players' and more free about sex than white people. Thats all folks!

 

I'v never met a black man who would hold it against you for being racist in that manner.

 

The best test I heard to date is to insert your penis in a roll of toilet paper. If it fits snugly you are decently endowed. If it doesnt fit you are a porn star, and if it fits loosely.. well practice your manuevers more and you must orgasm at least 3 times to make an impression. Ok getting off topic.. just my 2 cents.

 

im curiouse: are US toilet rols the same size as UK toilet rolls?

[Mokele]

Well, I went to the UK this past summer, and didn't notice any obvious difference in sizes. If there is one, it must be small.

[Dak]

mokele, you should really use the quote-boxes

[Hellbender]

The best test I heard to date is to insert your penis in a roll of toilet paper.

Okay, I'll get right on that.

[LucidDreamer]

Well, I went to the UK this past summer, and didn't notice any obvious difference in sizes. If there is one, it must be small.

Apparently Mokele is doing some research of his own. Maybe he will be able to put this whole question to rest after more field work.