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My English teacher in high school got so frustrated with the class she said she "might as well be teaching a classroom full of carrots". I aced the class but found that personally offensive. I think I'd rather be a bacteria. Maybe a venereal disease. Anythings better than a carrot. please please please please.

Where'd you get those catagories anyway?

Just aman

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your a carrot? sux2bu. anyway, just remind your teacher that shes not going any farther in life than where she is now. shuts them up and makes them sad for a few days. always works.

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no, i skipped all that cause you people love me. im a semi-nerd for life. or as most people call it (closet nerd) :o

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Guest Hogslayer
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A carrot is a root.

 

If someone annoys you, just tell them to give you a big hug :D

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I'm a Nerd now so I don't care. And not a needle nose, pencil neck, limp dick, nerd. :loser:

I'm a proud, capital N, married to a babe, NERD.:cool2:

Just takes a few good ideas. Piece of cake.

Just aman

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Sub-atomic, carbon based, plant life, nerd. I can guess where they came from.:flame:

1. Names of your first four girlfriends. :embarass:

2. Doctors suggestions for your name in maternity. :eek: :eek:

3. Nicknames of your High school gang members.:loser:

4. First seven words of your High school fight song. :bravo:

Am I right yet? Just tell me if I'm warm.:down: or not.

Just aman:banme:

Posted
Originally posted by aman

Sub-atomic, carbon based, plant life, nerd. I can guess where they came from.:flame:

1. Names of your first four girlfriends. :embarass:

2. Doctors suggestions for your name in maternity. :eek: :eek:

3. Nicknames of your High school gang members.:loser:

4. First seven words of your High school fight song. :bravo:

Am I right yet? Just tell me if I'm warm.:down: or not.

Just aman:banme:

 

I haven't had four girlfreinds, but in the nam of science, I'll try and convince my wife that I should get with the program....

 

The doctor mentioned something about being double-parked.....

 

I quit high school to join the military, but I did have a pistol that I carried named "Roscoe".....

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Sub-atomic, carbon based, plant life, nerd. I,m guessing again.

 

The first four letters of Zarkovs periodic table. Sydrogen, celium, pithium, and neryllium.:rolleyes:

 

Your four stages of puberty from 10 to 13.:confused:

 

Names you we called your first four days of high school. :loser:

 

Sweet things your darling whispers in your ear. :flame:

 

Am I getting closer? I like this game

 

Just aman:banme:

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\o/ Yay

 

Let the spam commence!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wait a minute - I'm not going to evolve into something worse, am I? :(

Posted

It's better than being a venereal disease.

I hear in the mermaid and mermen community that moby dick is going around.

Wear protection when you swim.

Just aman:banme:

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