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Why is it that aliens only abduct at night? Many people think that crop circles are navigational aids left by aliens. Why, being that aliens would have to be vastly superior technology wise, would they need crop circles? You can't see them at night anyways ;)

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Hello,

 

I'm an alien I'm sorry about the crop circles but we only want to make some bread we are trying to adapt our machines to harvest but they keep blowing it flat.

 

if you have a good engineer there we sure could use his/her help.

Thank you :)

kind regards,

from a desperate hungry alien.

 

US Military showed up and all as well.

The US military showed up in Iraq as well and they didn't had any dangerous technology there either.

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Originally posted by Star-struck

Mr. Alien, why don't you just steal our bread?

 

You humans use way to much salt in your bread we are allergic to salt.

apart of the salt the bread we make tatse a lot better.

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We already gave you our hyper-drive technology in return for free traveling in your airspace at night above 10000 feet.

with a few save havens for us on the planet. (I can't share the location on the internet though for our own safety)

 

It' is not our fault that your representatives aren't sharing that information with you.

 

about sharing other technology we find it rather dangerous to share more, sorry.

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Crop circles come from some guy with a piece of string and a plank tied to one foot. There's nothing mystical or extra-terrestrial about them. I can't believe the USAF has a SIU devoted to this - that's seriously disappointing :rolleyes:

 

Edit: That said, it's still very clever - the planning that the people-with-planks do is really quite superb. Check out http://www.circlemakers.org/ for a UK group - they've got an example of a 409-circle design in 1 field

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If you have given the humans any technology, the Alliance will not be pleased.

Don't threaten me with the Alliance it won't make me much frienlier. I only wanted to explain the crop circles to you.

 

I thought that exchanging technology was a base idea in the ISA?

You have seen to many movies.

I have seen MBII the humans take to much credit for themself. The trued is that we saved your sorry ass.

 

Just not with us pesky humans. We are the cockroaches of the universe afterall

Self knowledge is the begin of all wisdom even for humans.

We have a joke here about humans:

Q: How fast can stupidity travel??

A: As fast as the humans can.

it's probably not funny to you but it's a killer joke here.

 

Crop circles come from some guy with a piece of string and a plank tied to one foot

Yeah of course, whatever makes you feel good.

 

I'm feeling some hostility here I'm not sure if I will return here.

 

P.S. I'm starting to enjoy this :D

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Originally posted by Sayonara³

We have a joke here too:

 

Do'mekla thjall qweui?

Asu marr'th ajan ta-thjall!

Merr teiaru nesu Kedasi verul!

 

Ha ha ha :D

 

It is the translation of a joke we made up :lame:

 

 

LOL LOL LOL

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