Can anyone come up with a better legend for my meme?

[DrP]

I was quite pleased about making this meme....  but no one I know gets it.lol.   I stiched the pics together and my cousin suggested the phrasing. Anyone come up with a different legend?

[iNow]

I’d recognize that nipple anywhere!

[sethoflagos]

I could order you to have a medical examination...