Top Ten Headlines for Cindy Sheehan's Arrest in Tomorrow's New York Times

[Pangloss]

Top Ten Headlines for Cindy Sheehan's Arrest in Tomorrow's New York Times:

 

10. "Tragically misunderstood mom to miss Regis"

 

9. "Protest party purloined per party pogrom"

 

8. "Sheehan says see shells drop on the shia"

 

7. ?

[Douglas]

7...Peace Mom roughed up by Bush cops at NYC rally.

 

6...Busted in D.C..... FBI probe Cindygate

 

5...

[Pangloss]

"Sheehan transported to Abu Graib for interrogation by Lindie Englund"

 

Oh wait, sorry, that one was from "Fahrenheit 9/26".