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the real holy grail


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I think he's trying to sell a map to the Holy Grail by putting it online.

 

Fztttpop.

 

I'd pay good money for someone else to find the thing and watch their face when they realise - too late - what it actually does.

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it shows the true nature of reality,control over

nature,time,thought , and history.

 

it is a story,the story of procreation,from a mans head(kauai)

to a penis(oahu) an erect penis and testes(the next three islands)

to a female(maui) to a female giving birth to a baby island still

underwater(Hawaii).

 

all using place names, myths, and natural forces.

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  • 2 weeks later...
Originally posted by Sayonara³

Okay, fine, what it supposedly does according to the ancient bearded dudes.

 

:P

 

Please, do tell us what "ancient bearded dudes" say it will do. Or are you getting real life confused with "Raiders of the Lost Ark".

 

As far as I know, the only thing from the bible that is bad to mess with is the Ark. Whatever you do, dont touch it, lol.

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So, it's actually you who's getting confused between real life and Indiana Jones then?

 

Insofar as we can call the bible "real life", anyway. I'd put a lot more faith in the historical integrity of the Dead Sea Scrolls and similar sources.

 

I have no idea whatsoever what the Grail does (or if it ever existed). But I think it's more realistic to assume it should not be meddled with by hedonistic, self-serving men, rather than assuming it can be made to dole out riches and power on demand.

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by the by, everything on that map is factual,

the language is either taken directly from

a book on Hawaiian mythology in connection

to placenames, or they are tourist places,

or other real things.

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Does this mean the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch exists too?

 

(for all you people who don't get this, it's from the film 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' or some such title, too tired to care/remember)

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