Guest zardoz Posted August 1, 2003 Posted August 1, 2003 gee that aint to good, here is link to good view http://groups.yahoo.com/group/antiquemaps/message/27
blike Posted August 1, 2003 Posted August 1, 2003 May I ask what the heck i'm looking at? Subject: visual proof of god? (j) JFK's head in a natural rock formation Proof of God??
Sayonara Posted August 1, 2003 Posted August 1, 2003 I think he's trying to sell a map to the Holy Grail by putting it online. Fztttpop. I'd pay good money for someone else to find the thing and watch their face when they realise - too late - what it actually does.
Dudde Posted August 2, 2003 Posted August 2, 2003 it's a holy artifact, it doesn't DO anything, it's just...holy...
Sayonara Posted August 2, 2003 Posted August 2, 2003 Okay, fine, what it supposedly does according to the ancient bearded dudes.
Guest zardoz Posted August 2, 2003 Posted August 2, 2003 it shows the true nature of reality,control over nature,time,thought , and history. it is a story,the story of procreation,from a mans head(kauai) to a penis(oahu) an erect penis and testes(the next three islands) to a female(maui) to a female giving birth to a baby island still underwater(Hawaii). all using place names, myths, and natural forces.
fafalone Posted August 2, 2003 Posted August 2, 2003 Originally posted by zardoz it shows the true nature of reality,control over nature,time,thought , and history. so basically its laced with lsd/dmt/peyote/etc
Sayonara Posted August 3, 2003 Posted August 3, 2003 rofl I really wish I could see some dumb-ass stoner hippy find the thing and try to make it give him the world. From a distance of course.
Guest Jinx Posted August 16, 2003 Posted August 16, 2003 Originally posted by Sayonara³ Okay, fine, what it supposedly does according to the ancient bearded dudes. Please, do tell us what "ancient bearded dudes" say it will do. Or are you getting real life confused with "Raiders of the Lost Ark". As far as I know, the only thing from the bible that is bad to mess with is the Ark. Whatever you do, dont touch it, lol.
Sayonara Posted August 16, 2003 Posted August 16, 2003 So, it's actually you who's getting confused between real life and Indiana Jones then? Insofar as we can call the bible "real life", anyway. I'd put a lot more faith in the historical integrity of the Dead Sea Scrolls and similar sources. I have no idea whatsoever what the Grail does (or if it ever existed). But I think it's more realistic to assume it should not be meddled with by hedonistic, self-serving men, rather than assuming it can be made to dole out riches and power on demand.
NavajoEverclear Posted August 17, 2003 Posted August 17, 2003 Whoa, that was freakin vulgar. Whats the point of it anyway? BTW The holy grail is in my grandmothers attic.
NavajoEverclear Posted August 18, 2003 Posted August 18, 2003 the entire thing. You clicked the link and read it right? Its all about sex, not in any symbolistic or sacred way either--- surely you would get the concept of if you read the crap
fafalone Posted August 19, 2003 Posted August 19, 2003 zardoz, son of Zarkov, has brought us the next revolution in science!
Guest zardoz Posted August 19, 2003 Posted August 19, 2003 by the by, everything on that map is factual, the language is either taken directly from a book on Hawaiian mythology in connection to placenames, or they are tourist places, or other real things.
Dave Posted August 19, 2003 Posted August 19, 2003 Does this mean the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch exists too? (for all you people who don't get this, it's from the film 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' or some such title, too tired to care/remember)
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