J.C.MacSwell Posted October 1, 2005 Posted October 1, 2005 A dairy farmer is in a fit of desperation over the fact that his cows won't give enough milk. He talks to farmers' date=' biologists, etc. and they can't help him. Finally he consults a theoretical physicist about the problem. The physicist listens to him, asks a few questions, and then says he'll take the assignment. A few weeks later, he calls up the farmer, and says "I've got the answer." They arrange for him to give a presentation of his solution to the milk shortage. When the day for the presentation arrives, he begins his talk by saying, "First, we assume a spherical cow..." ']) Udderly rediculous! and I've spoofed that joke here) Dairy good! I hadn't herd that one.
insane_alien Posted October 1, 2005 Posted October 1, 2005 J.C. i hope you have some better jokes than that!
J.C.MacSwell Posted October 1, 2005 Posted October 1, 2005 J.C. i hope you have some better jokes than that! The good news is, I have some more! The bad news is they only get worse!
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