html code of the day

[TheGeek]

hi,

i have seen the ads where you can sign up to recieve a new joke everyday to your email. Is there a html code or a website service that can do this by it's self. I have a website and i want to add a table that will keep changing it's jokes everyday and get new jokes from a website everyday.

If i need to be more clear let me know

thanks

[BigMoosie]

Does your server support PHP?

[TheGeek]

no,only html

[BigMoosie]

This will loop through a series of phrases to be displayed, changing once per day at midnight GMT:

 

<SCRIPT type="text/javascript"><!--

function getString(){
var a=[];
a[a.length]="Are children who act in rated (R) movies allowed to see them?";
a[a.length]="Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?";
a[a.length]="Is there anything easier done than said?";
a[a.length]="Is it possible for a narcoleptic to have insomnia?"
a[a.length]="Did you know there is a page 666 in The Bible?";
a[a.length]="Money is the root of all evil, yet churches still ask for it.";
a[a.length]="If I think, and therefore I am, am I just a thought?";
a[a.length]="If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?";
a[a.length]="Quizzes are quizzical so tests are..."
a[a.length]="Why do  they sterilize needles for lethal injections?"
a[a.length]="God is love and love is blind, therefore God is blind.";
a[a.length]="What color is a chameleon on a mirror?"
a[a.length]="What happens if you get scared half to death twice?";
a[a.length]="Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?";
a[a.length]="I wanna get a tattoo all over my body of me but taller.";
a[a.length]="Mafia: organised crime. Government: unorganised crime.";
a[a.length]="Where there's a will, I want to be in it.";
a[a.length]="Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns cause they taste funny.";
a[a.length]="Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.";
a[a.length]="7-11 is always open, why do they have locks?";
	return a[Math.floor((new Date()).getTime()/(1000*60*60*24))%a.length];
}
document.write(getString());

//--></SCRIPT>

[TheGeek]

k thanks for your help but the problem is that the second one keeps comming and nothing else comes when i use:

<SCRIPT type="text/javascript"><!--

function getString(){
       var a=[];
       a[a.length]="Are children who act in rated (R) movies allowed to see them?";
       a[a.length]="Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?";
       a[a.length]="Is there anything easier done than said?";
       a[a.length]="Is it possible for a narcoleptic to have insomnia?"
       a[a.length]="Did you know there is a page 666 in The Bible?";
       a[a.length]="Money is the root of all evil, yet churches still ask for it.";
       a[a.length]="If I think, and therefore I am, am I just a thought?";
       a[a.length]="If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?";
       a[a.length]="Quizzes are quizzical so tests are..."
       a[a.length]="Why do  they sterilize needles for lethal injections?"
       a[a.length]="God is love and love is blind, therefore God is blind.";
       a[a.length]="What color is a chameleon on a mirror?"
       a[a.length]="What happens if you get scared half to death twice?";
       a[a.length]="Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?";
       a[a.length]="I wanna get a tattoo all over my body of me but taller.";
       a[a.length]="Mafia: organised crime. Government: unorganised crime.";
       a[a.length]="Where there's a will, I want to be in it.";
       a[a.length]="Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns cause they taste funny.";
       a[a.length]="Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.";
       a[a.length]="7-11 is always open, why do they have locks?";
return a[Math.floor((new Date()).getTime()/(1000*60*60*24))%a.length];
}
document.write(getString());

//--></SCRIPT>

[doG]

k thanks for your help but the problem is that the second one keeps comming and nothing else comes when i use:

Did you try it after the date changed?

[TheGeek]

i tried changing the date on my system. where does it get it's date from?

[TheGeek]

sorry, got it to work thanks. How do i add more jokes to the code?

[BigMoosie]

Just continue the pattern:

 

a[a.length]="text here";