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honestly' date=' a lot more people would be a lot more miserable

 

what if enstein was never born[/quote']

Then we'd be confused why our space ships can only go about 1 billion miles an hour.

 

What if SFN posted on you?

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What if SFN posted on you?

 

Then we'd most likely be in Communist Russia.

 

 

What if the body was able to re-matabolize all waste products.

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People would take even more pleasure in eating thier own crap

 

What if people did not grow physically and mentally after the age of seven?

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Then for the majourity of people, it wouldn't be any different to as it is now :D.

 

What if suddenly the Earth was attacked by a tripedal alien race known as the Wtfzorz from the planet Haax later today?

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well if they came by me, I`de probably share a beer and ask if they know any good BBQ recipes!

 

what if you suddenly woke up, and all your life to date was just a dream!

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then I would be in a cliche movie.

 

 

what if we received a radio signal from outerspace....of an alien sitcom?

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then we would be equaly in a Cliche` movie!

 

what if you opened the refrigerator door, and the sunday rump roast Farted at you!

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Then pretty soon we'll be overrun by those DAMN DIRTY APES!

 

What if your friends and family get you gifts that you really hate this Christmas?

 

 

Can't happen: Anything my kids get me is always great and my wife and I have learned to communicate on this topic. Actually, it was me that had to learn here......

 

What if there really is a Santa Claus?

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Then I'd fart back at it.

 

What if 1+1=1?

 

 

Then I would never have to do more than one minute of work a year, earning one penny, for everything that I need to live, which would cost one penny.

 

What if the printing press had been been invented a thousand years earlier? (Heh, Civilization IV for Christmas)

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Then we all would have to read about 50 more books for school (archaic, boring books, not the good variety).

 

What if the hokey-pokey isn't what it's all about?

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What if the hokey-pokey isn't what it's all about?

Life would make more sense.

 

What if creatures such as Godzilla or King Kong truly existed.

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What if Ebola could dance?

 

Then I'd finally have a girlfriend that wasn't totally useless.

 

What is US Presidents could serve more than 2 terms?

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What is US Presidents could serve more than 2 terms?
We'd still need to find someone worthy of the job.

 

 

 

 

What if science discovers a way for the brain to rest while the body gets exercise AT THE SAME TIME! :eek:

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Then I'd wake myself up due to the highly unlikely situation of peace on Earth ever occuring due to the natural aggresiveness expicilty shown through Humans.

 

What if everything did really taste like chicken?

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Then there'd be no reason for us to develop taste buds, the human tounge would be dramatically different and all languages would be completely unregonisable.

 

What if school wasn't compulsory?

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Then people wouldn't be allowed to speak bullshit or things that I don't understand, so the forum would be a lot smaller.

 

What if North America had colinised Europe and not the other way around?

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What if North America had colinised Europe and not the other way around?
There would be a city in England called Newer York.

 

 

 

What if everyone you had ever been mean to shows up at your house tomorrow morning?

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