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what if all people were as intelligent as each other?

 

Then they'd probably get along better, but with any fixed intelligence level across the entire population comes a whole set of problems that are solved by being a society of people with different intelligence levels. (not to sound like a royal asshole here, but, e.g. stupider people are less bored with a repetitive job) As another example, if we were to eliminate everyone from the populations except the super-geeky, then we'd probably have a way higher incidence of autism. If we had a population of people with only Aspergers/Autism, they may possess extensive mental abilities, but have considerable problems forming relationships with each other and reproducing.

 

If we had a society comprised completely of idiots, well, uhh... we'd also have problems.

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would-be Serial Killers would have to vent their frustrations through whittling or knitting.

 

What if strawberry became the dominant flavor in icecream?

people allergic to strawberries would still be eating chocolate.

 

what if you had 100lbs of grapefruit, a bungee cord, and an umbrella?

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You'd really want to make sure you didn't brush your teeth before taking part in extreme sports, but it wouldn't matter if it was raining.

 

What if pubic hair grew 12 iches a day?

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What if men were the ones who wored pretty skirts and shaved their legs and arms and underarms? Not just those statistical few who already do, but all the others too.
You'd never stop laughing long enough for us to kiss you!

 

 

What if we all had little wheels instead of feet?

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I'd have alot of praying to cacth up on.

 

What if cotton was the most conductive material known to mankind?

 

Then Haines would be in the superconductor business.

 

What if our ancient ancestors paid our gravity bill with a sizeable credit left over, but it was about to run out and be turned off?

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Then Haines would be in the superconductor business.

 

What if our ancient ancestors paid our gravity bill with a sizeable credit left over' date=' but it was about to run out and be turned off?[/quote']

We'd cover the Earth's surface with velcro, and wear velcro shoes on our feet!

 

What if, after you died, you went to Mars?

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What if it turned out God looked like Christina Aguilera in "Dirrty"?

 

Then God would be a hipocrite if masturbation was a sin.

 

What if everyone said exactly the right thing' date=' all the time ?[/quote']

 

We'd all be wearing neck braces due to the constant nodding of agreement.

 

What if we're asleep when we're awake...and vice versa.

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what if you had to stand on top of your head whenever you thought of women?
I'd have to wear slacks instead of the pretty skirts In My Memory is making me wear (at least I could stop shaving my legs).

 

What if your sneezes shattered all glass within twenty feet of you?

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