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then you`de be making a bold statement of the obvious' date=' and we`de still blame Phi, but we`de be gratefull that you`re not on an aircraft :)

 

what if Miss Perfect was from Tehran in charge of Nuclear materials?[/quote']

Then she would be approached by a Miss Thread Hijacker hoping to get some!

 

What if you could only make one post on SFN a day?

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What if we were able to extract DNA from Leonardo Davinci and (somehow) create a million clones?

 

What if then we gave those babies to adoptive parents throughout the planet?

 

What impact would that have on the world, say, when those clones grow up and realize their power?

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Then they'd be the "Boys from Brazil". And China and Britain and Australia and Canada......., but not New Zealand, there are enough kiwis.

 

Aswokei, you didn't answer 1veedo's question.

 

What if all the women in the world were as wonderful as my wife?

 

(Yes dear, I asked the question, now will you please put down the gun?)

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We are moving close to the speed of light, closer to it than some stationary space dust in the middle of nowhere anyways.

 

What if people who talked about quatum mechanics where considered really cool and people who didn't where considered socially inept?

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Then people would attend a physics class instaed of joinnig gym. But some of the physicists would join the police to arrest people who talk about their crackpot ideas(related to QM) in public!

 

what if people got a slap on their faces when they said something stupid?

Ouch!:embarass:

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It would mean a world of bad news of Ann Coulter (she used to have such a pretty face) :P

 

What if it turned out that everything your political party stands for is wrong, and everything the opposing party stands for is right?

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Then the Law of Gravity would be repealed and Pi would equal 4 to make the maths easier.

 

What if magic worked and physics didn't?

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Then we would be rolling dice everytime we wanted to cast spells, and we would pay homage to the ultimate DM in the sky.

 

What if there was a word that rhymed with orange?

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Then smart-arses who say: door-hinge, lozenge, binge or *ahem*, wouldn't be so smart any more.

 

What if every decision you'd ever made was the right one?

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What if avian flu is sick of all the hype and goes away?

Then I've got nothing to do with all these trendy face-masks

 

What if you fell in love with your best friend's girlfriend (or boyfriend...since we're making this hypothetical, and I dont like to exclude) which isnt exactly what you wanted, but it happened just the same, and now she's broken up with him (...or her, your pick) because she (...or he...) doesn't know who she (...or he....) loves anymore?

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Then the ID guys would ask us biologists to find a common ancestor who could half-fly (whatever it might mean).

 

What if USA was an island?

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It would be a much more politically left country, since states on the water frequently vote liberal.

 

What if it turned out that George W Bush was a woman?

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Then it'd explain the reason of his success in 2 presidential elections!

 

What if I was a psychologist who was doing researches on the behavior of psychos on Internet?:cool:

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Then you should be at a creationist forum.

 

What if the first picture from Mars had shown a sign saying "Earthlings Go Home."?

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**this thread should be sticky**

 

I would tell NASA to go home, I'd be scared.

 

What if every world leader spontaniously cumbusted?

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You marry um anyway and go about your business until the divorce and the next marriage, as is the american way.

 

What if Jesus Christ reincarnate was born into a traveling troop of circus clowns?

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Then there might be fewer believeing christians... they couldnt take that seriously... and the newer testament would be chock full of slap stick.

 

i hope i am not smited for that. god rocks

 

what if celebrities had a mechanism where they can't voice any opinion (intelligent or off the wall), but just perform?

 

what if celebrities didnt exist?

 

what if more people were famous for being good people or being smart or helping soceity?

 

what if we could find a new kind of gene therapy that didnt offend anyone and didnt raise an ethics issue? and that people didn't abuse that knowledge for their personal agenda?

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