herpguy Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 I thought it might be fun to try this. Here's what you do: I'll start the story with one sentence. Then, you continue the story with one more sentence. After that, someone continues the story the same way, and so on. Our goal is to make a long, funny story. OK, lets start. It was a dark and stormy night,
Bettina Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 and as I peered out the window, I saw the power pole crash to the ground in a hail of sparks.
FreeThinker Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 I awoke in horror, to find myself in a prison cell.
flyboy Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 i then looked out the window and saw a huge, blinding flash of light, then a mushroom cloud in the distance
cosine Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 I realized that my life depended on getting out of there.
JustStuit Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 the map showed a secret faster way outa the house
Cap'n Refsmmat Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 Then I realized that the map was four years old, as it had the Balkan peninsula entirely screwed up (things change there), so I threw it out as worthless.
Dak Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 I sat down dejectedly on the cold floor to contemplate my next move...
JustStuit Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 Then Morpheus appeared with two pills, a red and a blue
FreeThinker Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 But I switch off the TV, no time for movies now.
In My Memory Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 It was Bill Gates on a motorcycle crashing through the skylight overhead!
Bettina Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 I hit bill gates over the head with the prison laptop that I stole...that wouldn't boot up.
In My Memory Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 When I went to take unconscious Bill Gates wallet, I found something else more remarkable in his front pocket...
herme3 Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 It was some type of new portable computer, unlike anything I ever saw before.
Bettina Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 But it also wouldn't boot up so I smashed it on his head again...then a key fell out.
herme3 Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 Then I noticed a locked door near the back of the prison, so I put the key in and slowly opened the door.
JustStuit Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 Which activated a motion sensor so I had to
herpguy Posted January 21, 2006 Author Posted January 21, 2006 quickly build a sword to slash the sensors .
the tree Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 this was unsucessful, fortunately the sensors were crap and didn't go off...
JustStuit Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 but then, just as I was leaving I heard the mating call of a pretty woman
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