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I found a computer has a sausage input device next to the CD-ROM drive, so I was about to install the new version of Windows, but the computer wouldn't even boot because it already had Linux installed.

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so i learned how a computer works and pushed the button on the front to turn it on, it worked fine because linux is one of the more stable operating systems out there.

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then bill gates rebooted (his solution to everything), transformed into mecha bill gates and proceded to blast the big ugly penguin with lightning from his eyes.

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but then suddenly i realised I had discovered a new species, the nerd bird! As i observed i noticed it had a geek beak...and it was using it to threaten me!!!

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But I was still in prison, so none of this really had any effect on me. Man, was I hungry - if only there were some cheeseburgers!

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Hence I began to slowly cut through the bars that restrained me, finally cutting through I broke free. Running around the prison grounds I looked for an exit...

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they were pretty small, so it was easy to kick them off. As I kept walking through the jail corridors, I found a giant lava lamp, which

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Bill Gates ran system restore on himself, and used his powers to smash the lava lamp into little cheeseburgers, and then we were peacefully eating lunch together until...

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Luckily he made a backup copy of his complete genetic make up, and when he died his copy was created and his memory was uploaded, but there was one problem.....

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