Callipygous Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 and then i realized that we have used the "and then i woke up" line far too many times and that i really was in prison and started looking for a way out.
herme3 Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 Then I met a magical IT Professional in the prison.
insane_alien Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 He showed me an uncrashable version of windows. then ran away and turned it into a sausage.
herme3 Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 I found a computer has a sausage input device next to the CD-ROM drive, so I was about to install the new version of Windows, but the computer wouldn't even boot because it already had Linux installed.
Callipygous Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 so i learned how a computer works and pushed the button on the front to turn it on, it worked fine because linux is one of the more stable operating systems out there.
herme3 Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 Then I saw the Linux penguin and Bill Gates jump out of the computer, then they began to fight.
AzurePhoenix Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 Of course the bird slaughtered the nerd, ripping his head from his shoulders
Callipygous Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 then bill gates rebooted (his solution to everything), transformed into mecha bill gates and proceded to blast the big ugly penguin with lightning from his eyes.
herpguy Posted January 23, 2006 Author Posted January 23, 2006 but then suddenly i realised I had discovered a new species, the nerd bird! As i observed i noticed it had a geek beak...and it was using it to threaten me!!!
zyncod Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 But I was still in prison, so none of this really had any effect on me. Man, was I hungry - if only there were some cheeseburgers!
Bettina Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 The prison guard came along with lunch. A cheeseburger and fries. Looking cautiously around, he handed me a small tool...
JustStuit Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 This tool looked like a regular fork, but on closer inspection
JustStuit Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 Realized that the end of the spork contained a laser capable of cutting through metal bars. Hence I..
the_EEPER Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 Hence I began to slowly cut through the bars that restrained me, finally cutting through I broke free. Running around the prison grounds I looked for an exit...
Cap'n Refsmmat Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 he tripped over a small, malicious penguin, which began to peck him to death.
JustStuit Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 and thats when the koalas came....they are evil - the route of all evil and they started to eat everyone in site but
zyncod Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 they were pretty small, so it was easy to kick them off. As I kept walking through the jail corridors, I found a giant lava lamp, which
AzurePhoenix Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 imbued me with dancing visions of sugar-plums, or rather, as I was soon to discover...
herme3 Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 Bill Gates ran system restore on himself, and used his powers to smash the lava lamp into little cheeseburgers, and then we were peacefully eating lunch together until...
zyncod Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 he choked on a cheeseburger bone and died forever.
lrokwild Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 Luckily he made a backup copy of his complete genetic make up, and when he died his copy was created and his memory was uploaded, but there was one problem.....
zyncod Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 that he forgot what 'forever' meant, so he blinked out of existence (forever!) for creating a syntactic paradox.
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