lrokwild Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 Bill Gates remains "suspended" in time and space forever, existing in this paradoxical time, space continuum, until suddenly.....
zyncod Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 Bunnies!!! Lots of cute little bunnies (with no connection whatsoever to the vagaries of various computer operating systems) showed up.
lrokwild Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 The bunnies continued to gather until there were so many bunnies that all the hopping created a catastrophic earthquake, tearing the earth apart. There is only way to....
FreeThinker Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 go, I decided to purchase the game of the software company. It was a risk but...
herme3 Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 who can go wrong with a game about little green aliens getting eaten by giant nerds and geeks?
insane_alien Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 Then i realised that I was a little green alien. (We should so publish this as an e-book)
herme3 Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 A nerd was about to eat me when a giant ape came and rescued me.
lrokwild Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 but the ape squeezed me too tightly and i popped out of his hand, only to land in.......
rakuenso Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 woelen's flask of 18M sulfuric acid. Realizing that he landed in a pile of evil acid, he immediately proceeded to...
lrokwild Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 That’s what people do when they are dissolving to death.... luckily for him he was able to....
herme3 Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 find a base to turn the acid into water, and then open a swimming pool.
AzurePhoenix Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 He became unfathomably rich, marry Paris Hilton (sorry dude), and....
herpguy Posted January 23, 2006 Author Posted January 23, 2006 Gelatin! But not just any kind of gelatin, it was Jell-O! There were mountains of it and suddenly...
Bettina Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 Nicole Ritchie comes in and shoots Paris in the arm, then takes the jello and...
AzurePhoenix Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 utilizes it's paraliquid matrix as a hibernation chamber for Pat Robinson in order to...
lrokwild Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 Tell everyone in this forum that this story is absolutely the biggest piece of ludicrous I have ever read, but then he gets interrupted....
5614 Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 Who quickly takes command of the scene and says in a secretive voice...
Royston Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 "erm...errr...hmmm, ....no it's gone" so with nothing to add, Bush jumps on his bike when suddenly...
lrokwild Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 A buss full of Jewish rabbis on their way to a Chanukah party hits him.....
herpguy Posted January 23, 2006 Author Posted January 23, 2006 the rabbis cheer with joy, but to their dismay...
AzurePhoenix Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 they realized they'd all forgotten to have had their circumcisions performed befor the overdue penalties came into effect....
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