JustStuit Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 He was transfixed and in the confusion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herme3 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 He didn't notice that Bill Gates had woken up and was angrily sneaking up behind him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Bill Gates was about attack, when an electronic voice called out from the speaker hidden in his throat, "Explorer has caused an error in kernel32.dll, If problem persits, please contact the program vendor." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herme3 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Bill Gates fixed Explorer and also loaded software that turned himself into a giant monster that could fly and breathe fire at people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bettina Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Suddenly, I woke up and found that it was all a dream. I looked out my window and saw... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herme3 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 All the members from SFN were standing in my front yard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zyncod Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 But then I realized that I don't have a front yard, so I checked myself into a sanitarium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustStuit Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 and then The Angel Gabraiel came before me and presented me with two choices Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zyncod Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 A hamburger or a chicken sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustStuit Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 But alas, the decision was too hard so I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zyncod Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 took the consolation prize: an all-expenses paid trip to Heaven!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herme3 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 In Heaven, I saw many Compaq Presario X1000 notebook computers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeThinker Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Unfortunatley, they were all used by the angels to answer people's prayers (GOD you lazy bastard). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herme3 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 All the girl angels had halos, the guy angels were wearing hats that looked like cheeseburgers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zyncod Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 But wait... They didn't just look like cheeseburgers! Heaven was infested with angel-eating cheeseburgers (just like every third-world country)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herpguy Posted January 22, 2006 Author Share Posted January 22, 2006 But I don't like cheeseburgers so I left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herme3 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 I came back home and was surprised to find that the entire world had been conquered by giant cheeseburgers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dak Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 and not the nice kind... the ones from macdonalds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herme3 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 The cheeseburgers were eating people, along with some fries and a soda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callipygous Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 The cheeseburgers were eating people, along with some fries and a soda. until mr t showed up with the a team and killed them all with pure machismo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herme3 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Then I woke up and realized that I was just dreaming again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bettina Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 I'm really awake now for the first time and l see its a dark and stormy night... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosine Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 And I realize I just had a dream of a dream that I'm really living, so I'm still in that damn prison cell. What the heck was that explosion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zyncod Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Oh, no! Cheeseburgers!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herme3 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 I just realized that there is no such thing as sleep, and all those dreams were really visits to parallel universes with about half of them dominated by cheeseburgers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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