bascule Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Axiom #1: To get girls takes time and money [math]girls = time * money[/math] Axiom #2: Time is money [math]time = money[/math] Therefore: [math]girls = money^2[/math] Axiom #3: Money is the root of all evil [math]money = \sqrt{evil}[/math] Therefore: [math]girls = \sqrt{evil^2}[/math] From which we can conclude: [math]girls = evil[/math] Q.E.D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aguy2 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Axiom #1: To get girls takes time and money [math]girls = time * money[/math] Axiom #2: Time is money [math]time = money[/math] Therefore: [math]girls = money^2[/math] bascule' date=' Time [b']and[/b] money is not time times money. Wouldn't the 'solution' to this 'problem' be more like '2 moneys', seeing as 'time is money'. aguy2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aguy2 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Axiom #3: Money is the root of all evil [math]money = \sqrt{evil}[/math] Does it say 'square root'? nonetheless Therefore: [math]girls = \sqrt{evil^2}[/math] From which we can conclude: [math]girls = evil[/math] Q.E.D. Wouldn't the solution to the problem be more like: girls = two times? aguy2 bascule, do you happen to be a Californian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bascule Posted February 5, 2006 Author Share Posted February 5, 2006 aguy2, I think your taking this way too seriously. And no, I'm from Colorado Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aguy2 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 aguy2' date=' I think your taking this way too seriously. And no, I'm from Colorado[/quote'] Well it starts a 'C'. aguy2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bettina Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Grrrrrr.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 *cough* search function *cough* http://www.scienceforums.net/forums/showthread.php?t=16128 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Severian Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 And no' date=' I'm from Colorado[/quote'] I thought you said you were Italian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosine Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Haha yeah, though the arguement has been around alot longer than that even... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bascule Posted February 5, 2006 Author Share Posted February 5, 2006 I thought you said you were Italian? By heritage, not nationality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentQ Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Grrrrrr.... It's very clever twistage of the laws of mathematics, and I can see it's not meant seriously, but not to let out a small grrr would be a betrayal of my feminist principles. Hence, Grrrrrrrr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aguy2 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 It's very clever twistage of the laws of mathematics' date=' and I can see it's not meant seriously, but not to let out a small grrr would be a betrayal of my feminist principles. Hence, Grrrrrrrr.[/quote'] Hense, aaah. aguy2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
padren Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 bascule' date='Time [b']and[/b] money is not time times money. Wouldn't the 'solution' to this 'problem' be more like '2 moneys', seeing as 'time is money'. aguy2 If you have four times the money, it takes a quarter of the amount of time. If you have half the money you should, it WILL take you twice as much time. I definately think this demonstrates a time*money relationship. Of course, things get really interesting when you increase both time and money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starbug1 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 What if we are considering a purely non-materialistic world with no sense of time...are girls still evil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
padren Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 What if we are considering a purely non-materialistic world with no sense of time...are girls still evil? That is tough, they may not even exist ( girls=0) However, I am more concerned about the profound implications as to the nature of both sugar and spice. In fact, if I recall, then everything nice will also have to be rethought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarisse Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 A grrrrrrrrrrrrrr for bascule a yey! for CanadaAotS: so we know that or more specifically . Now absolute power corrupts absolutely... Corruption is evil... And if we subsitute the equivalent of absolute evil (absolute power) we get... ... girls having absolute power Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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