Proof that girls are evil

[bascule]

Axiom #1: To get girls takes time and money

 

[math]girls = time * money[/math]

 

Axiom #2: Time is money

 

[math]time = money[/math]

 

Therefore:

 

[math]girls = money^2[/math]

 

Axiom #3: Money is the root of all evil

 

[math]money = \sqrt{evil}[/math]

 

Therefore:

 

[math]girls = \sqrt{evil^2}[/math]

 

From which we can conclude:

 

[math]girls = evil[/math]

 

Q.E.D.

[aguy2]

Axiom #1: To get girls takes time and money

 

[math]girls = time * money[/math]

 

Axiom #2: Time is money

 

[math]time = money[/math]

 

Therefore:

 

[math]girls = money^2[/math]

 

 

bascule' date='

Time [b']and[/b] money is not time times money. Wouldn't the 'solution' to this 'problem' be more like '2 moneys', seeing as 'time is money'.

 

aguy2

[aguy2]

 

Axiom #3: Money is the root of all evil

 

[math]money = \sqrt{evil}[/math]

 

Does it say 'square root'?

nonetheless

 

Therefore:

 

[math]girls = \sqrt{evil^2}[/math]

 

From which we can conclude:

 

[math]girls = evil[/math]

 

Q.E.D.

 

Wouldn't the solution to the problem be more like:

girls = two times?

 

aguy2

 

bascule, do you happen to be a Californian?

[bascule]

aguy2, I think your taking this way too seriously.

 

And no, I'm from Colorado

[aguy2]

aguy2' date=' I think your taking this way too seriously.

 

And no, I'm from Colorado[/quote']

 

Well it starts a 'C'.

aguy2

[Bettina]

Grrrrrr....

[ecoli]

*cough* search function *cough*

 

http://www.scienceforums.net/forums/showthread.php?t=16128

[Severian]

And no' date=' I'm from Colorado[/quote']

 

I thought you said you were Italian?

[cosine]

Haha yeah, though the arguement has been around alot longer than that even...

[bascule]

I thought you said you were Italian?

 

By heritage, not nationality

[SilentQ]

Grrrrrr....

It's very clever twistage of the laws of mathematics, and I can see it's not meant seriously, but not to let out a small grrr would be a betrayal of my feminist principles.

 

Hence,

 

Grrrrrrrr.

[aguy2]

It's very clever twistage of the laws of mathematics' date=' and I can see it's not meant seriously, but not to let out a small grrr would be a betrayal of my feminist principles.

 

Hence,

 

Grrrrrrrr.[/quote']

 

Hense,

 

aaah.

 

aguy2

[padren]

bascule' date='

Time [b']and[/b] money is not time times money. Wouldn't the 'solution' to this 'problem' be more like '2 moneys', seeing as 'time is money'.

 

aguy2

 

If you have four times the money, it takes a quarter of the amount of time. If you have half the money you should, it WILL take you twice as much time.

 

I definately think this demonstrates a time*money relationship.

 

Of course, things get really interesting when you increase both time and money.

[starbug1]

What if we are considering a purely non-materialistic world with no sense of time...are girls still evil?

[padren]

What if we are considering a purely non-materialistic world with no sense of time...are girls still evil?

 

That is tough, they may not even exist ( girls=0)

 

However, I am more concerned about the profound implications as to the nature of both sugar and spice.

 

In fact, if I recall, then everything nice will also have to be rethought.

[clarisse]

A grrrrrrrrrrrrrr for bascule

 

a yey! for CanadaAotS:

 

so we know that or more specifically .

 

Now absolute power corrupts absolutely...

 

Corruption is evil...

 

And if we subsitute the equivalent of absolute evil (absolute power) we get...

 

... girls having absolute power