Man forced to marry goat.

[Severian]

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

 

I particularly like this bit:

 

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together,"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

[ecoli]

wtf....

 

Bestiality is horrible, why would they do that to the goat?? As this man's "wife" would it have to let him have it whenever he wants.

 

oo.. I just vomited a little.

[Phi for All]

Since it was midnight and very dark, I hope he got the right goat. If there is anything the world doesn't need it's another deadbeat da-a-a-a-d.

[ydoaPs]

Since it was midnight and very dark, I hope he got the right goat. If there is anything the world doesn't need it's another deadbeat da-a-a-a-d.

lolly roffles.

 

this is seriously sick.

[Aardvark]

An elegant solution to a sticky problem?

[gcol]

The Welsh have treditionally had a solution to this problem. Without going into gory detail, it involves wearing wellington boots and using them to secure the goat's hind legs. A purely engineering problem and solution.

[Aardvark]

The Welsh have treditionally had a solution to this problem. Without going into gory detail, it involves wearing wellington boots and using them to secure the goat's hind legs. A purely engineering problem and solution.

 

I hear velcro gloves are also popular.

[AzurePhoenix]

Love is love, who are we to judge? I mean, this is no worse than that poor actress having to marry Tom Cruise; better actually. Anyway, was the goat willing and of consenting age?

[1veedo]

They're allowed to have multiple wives, right?

[gcol]

better actually. Anyway, was the goat willing and of consenting age?

 

Well it was bleating, but whether in pain or pleasure is not known. I think it was an obscure local dialect bleat.