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When do you know your death has come?


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you cannot know it unless it involves inviolable laws of Physics, and then you`re onto a reasonably safe bet :)

 

IE/ falling several 100+ feet without suitable protection, or staying underwater for an hour or 2 without O2 etc...

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not everybody's given the chance to know.

 

probability, destiny, fate, luck, karma, coincidence, just because.

 

you have all the uncontrollable factors in the world to reckon with.

 

unless...you time your death yourself. but then you'll never be too sure. something just might happen.

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When the omnipotent universe-encompassing ultraconsciousness left at the end of the consciousness singularity extracts your information from the causal fabric of spacetime

 

call me daft, but i didn't get a word of it.:D

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hello

 

well this skeletal figure shows up riding his white horse 'binky'.

the conversation starts with you

say hello there

 

HELLO

 

has something occurred here

 

I'M AFRAID SO, YOUR DEAD

 

puts rather a bloody crimp on things

 

AFRAID SO

 

 

mr d

a thousand apologies to terry pratchett

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Guest azureflame
The leading cause of death is life.

 

I kinda agree with him... You die because you live... Death exists because there is life... Something like light and dark... One cannot exist with the other..:cool:

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I kinda agree with him... You die because you live... Death exists because there is life... Something like light and dark... One cannot exist with the other..:cool:

 

one cannot exist without the other...I'm obsessed with typos!:D

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I kinda agree with him... You die because you live... Death exists because there is life... Something like light and dark... One cannot exist with the other..:cool:

 

something like yin and yang, right?

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Yeah. If you think about it that way' date=' life is a sexually transmitted terminal condition.

 

It's the only one contracted by someone not involved in the act too.[/quote']

 

AIDS?

 

And I just realized, Darth Vader killed the emperor, so he was the chosen one after all.

 

So, like, I'm sure that has something to do with this topic.

 

Plus, Luke's an idiot for fantasizing about his sister.

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