Callipygous Posted May 3, 2006 Author Posted May 3, 2006 how do some of you people get laid you sit on your ass with your computer for 18 years, and then a girl walks into your house cause shes your brothers friend. you, being drunk enough to actually open your stupid mouth and say more than 3 words to a female without mumbling, have a conversation, during which you explain why you like your computer so much. you then draw a parallel to something in her life. 4 hours later she tells you shes taking you on a date to get you away from the flickering box on your desk. all just guesses, of course.
YT2095 Posted May 3, 2006 Posted May 3, 2006 how do some of you people get laid we crawl up a chickens a$$ and wait
Phi for All Posted May 3, 2006 Posted May 3, 2006 Phi, you could have a semi.That doesn't register with me. Is that like holding your number and flipping your bit?OK, you guys are at about 99.5 on the creepy meter.we crawl up a chickens a$$ and wait There goes that extra half a creepy point.
Cloud Posted May 3, 2006 Posted May 3, 2006 Sex is binary. You're either turned on or you're turned off. Pun and a half !!! What's 111 binary?
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