Puzzling...

[perrito]

Anyone know the key to figuring out what this is supposed to say?

 

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8 44 33 222 666 666 777 3 444 66 2 8 33 7777 2 22 666 888 33 8 2 55 33 999 666 88 8 666 8 44 33 7 2 777 55 444 66 4 2 777 33 2. 9 2 555 55 8 7 8 44 33 666 555 3 777 666 2 3 8 666 4 33 8 8 666 8 44 33 8 777 2 444 555 8 44 2 8 9 444 555 555 8 2 55 33 999 666 88 8 666 8 44 33 333 444 777 7777 8 7777 8 2 4 33. 8 44 33 222 666 666 777 3 444 66 2 8 33 7777 2 777 33 333 666 777 8 999 666 66 33 3 33 4 777 33 33 7777, 333 444 333 8 33 33 66 7 666 444 55 8 33 44 4 44 8 9999 33 777 666 333 666 88 777 6 444 6 88 8 33 7777 66 666 777 8 44. 2 66 3 9999 33 777 666 7777 33 888 33 66 8 999 333 666 88 777 3 33 4 777 33 33 7777, 8 44 444 777 8 999 7 666 444 66 8 7777 33 888 33 66 8 44 777 33 33 66 444 66 33 6 444 66 88 8 33 7777 9 33 7777 8.

 

2 8 8 44 444 7777 7777 7 666 8 999 666 88 9 444 555 555 66 33 33 3 8 666 7777 666 555 888 33 2 66 666 8 44 33 777 7 88 9999 9999 555 33 8 666 4 33 8 8 44 33 222 666 666 777 3 444 66 2 8 33 7777333 666 777 8 44 33 333 444 66 2 555 555 666 222 2 8 444 666 66.

 

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[insane_alien]

how much money you owe the goverment.

[ecoli]

either the national debt, or how many acres of rainforest are being cut down every second.

[clarisse]

With you cell phone. (Using the number keys) i.e. 9= W, 33 = E, 555 = L, and so on. So it says "Welcome to the... bla bla bla"

[perrito]

Ahhh... Thanx!

[macmac]

Heh, good one.

[chemfreak]

What does the total paragraph say?