Happy Birthday, AzurePhoenix!

[Phi for All]

Lady of Pain, we adore you! (beheads accordion player)

 

I thought it would be nice to start a thread so everyone can give you virtual gifts!

 

Here's mine: a really cool leather Vertical Top Zip Backpack/Shoulder Bag for school. It features many cool compartments for books, supplies, handcuffs, lunch and a laptop, plus it's got a weighted bottom for swinging at the heads of inferior classmates who question the theory of evolution and a special zip-line garotte pulls right out of the shoulder strap to strangle students who's too-high hairdos block your view of cute professors.

[RyanJ]

Happy birthday! Hope you have a great day!

 

Cheers,

 

Ryan Jones

[YT2095]

a Fellow Taurean, I knew there was something about you I liked

 

YT2095 hands Azure a pan of chili and melted cheese natchos and a bowl of green salsa.

 

save me some though, I`ll be a day older tomorow as well

[GutZ]

I don't know who you are but Happy Birthday anyway!

 

 

SideNote

 

Happy One Day Older...errr... Day...tommorrow for YT2095

[insane_alien]

Happy birthday Azure,

 

My gift to you is a mug made of the skull of a creationist and an accompanying dagger made of said creationists thigh bone. there is a nice little relief carving showing you smiting all creationists on one side and a relief carving of the penguin bhudda on the other side. hope you like it.

[alice]

I don't know who you are...but YT and the guys say you're the evilist person in the world! Well, maybe not the exact words...but something like that.

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Have a great birthday!

 

And uhm...HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you too YT! (Save it for tomorrow, will ya?)Xp

[sabbath]

All our days are numbered.

 

Congratulations, for getting 365 and 1/4 days older!!!

 

My gift...is an eternal free internet connection!

[alice]

Oh wait...I forgot about your gift. The cake's on me!

 

http://pedro.bitterpill.org/archives/cake.JPG

 

hope you'll like it!here's another one. just pretend your name's sara.

 

http://www.ics.uci.edu/~eppstein/pix/s8bd/Cake-m.jpg

[silkworm]

Well, this explains the bad mood.

 

I really can't afford a virtual gift. So I thought I'd hook you up with the information of a Garth Brooks impersonator. Do with him what you will. http://www.impersonators.com/garthbrooks/garth.htm

[drochaid]

Happy old day Azure ... my gift you, is Lance

[Phi for All]

My gift to you is a mug made of the skull of a creationist and an accompanying dagger made of said creationists thigh bone. there is a nice little relief carving showing you smiting all creationists on one side and a relief carving of the penguin bhudda on the other side.

Ooooooh, niiiiiiice!

[Royston]

Happy Birthday AzurePhoenix ! I thought I'd get you a mug filled with toe and fingernail clippings, with 'ID Rocks' printed in bold letters on the side...why?

 

Because you seem your happiest when you're angry.

[Lance]

Happy old day Azure ... my gift you, is Lance

 

whoa. I don't think I have ever been given away as a gift before. I guess that's a good thing considering I might result in a lawsuit if I had.

 

Does this mean I'm not required to get you a seperate gift?

[Cloud]

happy birthday to the biology expert.

 

Also to 5614 for being helpful and knowing all he does.

 

And the rest:

HeXeN, Jonfraz, NE¯tenalP, bluegoblin (61), GemiNI (22), Runner (21),

sonia (19)

[Callipygous]

has it really been a year since the last time i saw this? O.o

 

happy birthday!

 

i cant afford any kind of gift, virtual or otherwise, but heres a bunny with a pancake on its head.

[AzurePhoenix]

hehehe, gotta love the bunny...

 

I'm touched, I'm getting that hot and electric feeling that usually only comes from watching a rabid monkey shred a Jehova Witness's eyes with a cooking-whisk

 

I was planning on relaxing tonight, but with such thoughtful gifts I simply must go out on the town and share the gift of mayhem, garotte a few folks, use the dagger to sacrifice their hearts to the Penguin Buddha, and after that, cake and "natchos"!

 

Snail, I hope you won't be offended if I tuck your gift away in the storage closet with Lance

[ecoli]

happy birthday, my favorite crazed maniac. Really, I don't think I'd rather have any other lunatic to become dictator of the universe.

[-Demosthenes-]

The coolest peoples' birthedays are in May.

[ecoli]

The coolest peoples' birthedays are in May.

 

With the possible exception of those born in August.

[Phi for All]

The coolest peoples' birthedays are in May.

Don't you mean, "The coolest peoples' [sic] birthedays [sic] are on May 13th"?

[JustStuit]

Hah, my birthdays in may! Exactly double Phi's on the 26th.

As for AzurePhoenix, I give her another year of stress relieving torture on me. Not that she would have stopped anyway

Happy Birthday!

[-Demosthenes-]

Don't you mean, "The coolest peoples' [sic] birthedays [sic'] are on May 13th"?

 

Cool people don't need to spell

[In My Memory]

Happy Birthday, Azure!

 

My gift to you, a beauty secret for a lifetime of soft youthful skin: try bathing the blood of at least 2 virgins once a month, prefably during the full moon. Use epsom salt if desired

[Phi for All]

Cool people don't need to spell

Rite, I keeep furgedding.

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