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Lady of Pain, we adore you! (beheads accordion player)

 

I thought it would be nice to start a thread so everyone can give you virtual gifts! :cool:

 

Here's mine: a really cool leather Vertical Top Zip Backpack/Shoulder Bag for school. It features many cool compartments for books, supplies, handcuffs, lunch and a laptop, plus it's got a weighted bottom for swinging at the heads of inferior classmates who question the theory of evolution and a special zip-line garotte pulls right out of the shoulder strap to strangle students who's too-high hairdos block your view of cute professors.

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a Fellow Taurean, I knew there was something about you I liked :)

 

YT2095 hands Azure a pan of chili and melted cheese natchos and a bowl of green salsa.

 

save me some though, I`ll be a day older tomorow as well :)

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I don't know who you are but Happy Birthday anyway!

 

 

SideNote

 

Happy One Day Older...errr... Day...tommorrow for YT2095

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Happy birthday Azure,

 

My gift to you is a mug made of the skull of a creationist and an accompanying dagger made of said creationists thigh bone. there is a nice little relief carving showing you smiting all creationists on one side and a relief carving of the penguin bhudda on the other side. hope you like it.

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I don't know who you are...but YT and the guys say you're the evilist person in the world! Well, maybe not the exact words...but something like that.

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Have a great birthday!

 

And uhm...HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you too YT! (Save it for tomorrow, will ya?)Xp

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All our days are numbered.

 

Congratulations, for getting 365 and 1/4 days older!!!

 

My gift...is an eternal free internet connection!:D

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  insane_alien said:
My gift to you is a mug made of the skull of a creationist and an accompanying dagger made of said creationists thigh bone. there is a nice little relief carving showing you smiting all creationists on one side and a relief carving of the penguin bhudda on the other side.
Ooooooh, niiiiiiice! :cool:
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Happy Birthday AzurePhoenix ! I thought I'd get you a mug filled with toe and fingernail clippings, with 'ID Rocks' printed in bold letters on the side...why?

 

Because you seem your happiest when you're angry.

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  drochaid said:
Happy old day Azure ... my gift you, is Lance :)

 

whoa. I don't think I have ever been given away as a gift before. I guess that's a good thing considering I might result in a lawsuit if I had.

 

Does this mean I'm not required to get you a seperate gift?

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happy birthday to the biology expert.

 

Also to 5614 for being helpful and knowing all he does.

 

And the rest:

HeXeN, Jonfraz, NE¯tenalP, bluegoblin (61), GemiNI (22), Runner (21),

sonia (19)

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has it really been a year since the last time i saw this? O.o

 

happy birthday!

 

i cant afford any kind of gift, virtual or otherwise, but heres a bunny with a pancake on its head.bunny-pancake.jpg

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hehehe, gotta love the bunny...

 

I'm touched, I'm getting that hot and electric feeling that usually only comes from watching a rabid monkey shred a Jehova Witness's eyes with a cooking-whisk :)

 

I was planning on relaxing tonight, but with such thoughtful gifts I simply must go out on the town and share the gift of mayhem, garotte a few folks, use the dagger to sacrifice their hearts to the Penguin Buddha, and after that, cake and "natchos"!

 

Snail, I hope you won't be offended if I tuck your gift away in the storage closet with Lance :embarass:

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happy birthday, my favorite crazed maniac. Really, I don't think I'd rather have any other lunatic to become dictator of the universe.

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  -Demosthenes- said:
The coolest peoples' birthedays are in May. :D

 

With the possible exception of those born in August. :D

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  -Demosthenes- said:
The coolest peoples' birthedays are in May. :D
Don't you mean, "The coolest peoples' [sic] birthedays [sic] are on May 13th"?
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Hah, my birthdays in may! Exactly double Phi's on the 26th.

As for AzurePhoenix, I give her another year of stress relieving torture on me. Not that she would have stopped anyway ;)

Happy Birthday!

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Happy Birthday, Azure! :P

 

My gift to you, a beauty secret for a lifetime of soft youthful skin: try bathing the blood of at least 2 virgins once a month, prefably during the full moon. Use epsom salt if desired :)

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:) XXXXXXXXXXHAPPY_B-DAY!!!!XXXXXXXXXXXXX:-)

:) XXXXXXXXXXAzurePhoenix!!!!XXXXXXXXXXXX:-)

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