Genecks Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 Here's mine: Hey baby, let's go to my place and make an F1 generation hybrid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaynos Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 I think "..." covers it quite well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YT2095 Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 "hey babe, wanna go halves on a Ba$tard?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blike Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 YT, that's classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 "I believe in priorities. Go out with me and you'll always come first." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GutZ Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 "I am not as pathetic as I seem..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aj47 Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 I have only three months to live. .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyrisch Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 *After spilling something on your pants and then using the "I'm not as pathetic as I seem" line* "Is there any chance that I could get into yours?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 "According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be making love right now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 "You need a foot massage. Go take your clothes off while I do the dishes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustStuit Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Your gentle aura entices my very soul and makes me think of sticky cheesecake. I bet you hear that a lot though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ydoaPs Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Wow. You look just like my next ex-girlfriend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bettina Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 So far, assuming I was on the receiving end, you have all struck out. YT was the worst. Bee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Refsmmat Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 You have to assume the nerd mentality first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 So far, assuming I was on the receiving end, you have all struck out."Pick up lines don't work on classy women. Would you mind telling me what you find attractive over a cup of coffee?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bettina Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 "Pick up lines don't work on classy women. Would you mind telling me what you find attractive over a cup of coffee?" My reflection ? Bee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iglak Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 "Hey babe. How about you be the function, and i'll be the derivative. that way, i can be tangent to all your curves." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 My reflection ? "Exactly. ( ) I could see it too if you let me sit a little closer...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevermore Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 "Hey, what's up?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bascule Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 "Hi. I know the secret of the universe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltanova Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Hey im going to... (insert name of place/activity) though, it would be awful boring if i had to go alone. wanna come along? (i dont know if somethings wrong with me, but so far all the "nerdy" ones have in my opinion been the best) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YT2095 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 or the very old classic: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" best reply: "Unfertilised you creep, now f**k off" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimbaLanD Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 I may not be the best looking guy here, but i am the one talking to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YT2095 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 gesture to her with your little finger to walk over here. when she does, say: "see, if I can make you come with my little finger, Imagine what I can do with the Rest of my body!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bettina Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 gesture to her with your little finger to walk over here.when she does' date=' say: "see, if I can make you come with my little finger, Imagine what I can do with the Rest of my body!" [/quote'] Never wrestle with a pig. You just get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it! Bee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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