What's your best pick-up line?

[Genecks]

Here's mine:

 

Hey baby, let's go to my place and make an F1 generation hybrid.

 

[Klaynos]

I think

 

"..."

 

covers it quite well...

[YT2095]

"hey babe, wanna go halves on a Ba$tard?"

[blike]

YT, that's classic.

[Phi for All]

"I believe in priorities. Go out with me and you'll always come first."

[GutZ]

"I am not as pathetic as I seem..."

[aj47]

I have only three months to live. ..

[Kyrisch]

*After spilling something on your pants and then using the "I'm not as pathetic as I seem" line*

 

"Is there any chance that I could get into yours?"

[ecoli]

"According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be making love right now."

[Phi for All]

"You need a foot massage. Go take your clothes off while I do the dishes."

[JustStuit]

Your gentle aura entices my very soul and makes me think of sticky cheesecake. I bet you hear that a lot though.

[ydoaPs]

Wow. You look just like my next ex-girlfriend!

[Bettina]

So far, assuming I was on the receiving end, you have all struck out. YT was the worst.

 

Bee

[Cap'n Refsmmat]

You have to assume the nerd mentality first.

[Phi for All]

So far, assuming I was on the receiving end, you have all struck out.

"Pick up lines don't work on classy women. Would you mind telling me what you find attractive over a cup of coffee?"

[Bettina]

"Pick up lines don't work on classy women. Would you mind telling me what you find attractive over a cup of coffee?"

 

My reflection ?

 

Bee

[iglak]

"Hey babe. How about you be the function, and i'll be the derivative.

that way, i can be tangent to all your curves."

[Phi for All]

My reflection ?

"Exactly. ( ) I could see it too if you let me sit a little closer...."

[Nevermore]

"Hey, what's up?"

[bascule]

"Hi. I know the secret of the universe."

[deltanova]

Hey im going to... (insert name of place/activity) though, it would be awful boring if i had to go alone. wanna come along?

 

(i dont know if somethings wrong with me, but so far all the "nerdy" ones have in my opinion been the best)

[YT2095]

or the very old classic: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

 

best reply: "Unfertilised you creep, now f**k off"

[TimbaLanD]

I may not be the best looking guy here, but i am the one talking to you!

[YT2095]

gesture to her with your little finger to walk over here.

when she does, say: "see, if I can make you come with my little finger, Imagine what I can do with the Rest of my body!"

[Bettina]

gesture to her with your little finger to walk over here.

when she does' date=' say: "see, if I can make you come with my little finger, Imagine what I can do with the Rest of my body!" [/quote']

 

Never wrestle with a pig. You just get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it!

 

 

Bee