Alternate Advertising Slogans

[Sayonara]

I've been coming up with these to amuse myself during lulls in work. Feel free to add your own!

 

Nobody likes babies anyway

: Nestlé

 

Crap never tasted this good

: MacDonald's

 

Say "no" to The Shakes

: Coke

 

Buy now, pay later

: After Shock

 

Nobody likes a fatty

: Slimfast

 

Without us you are nothing

: Ted Baker

 

Everyone needs parasites

: Fray Bentos

 

Real men smell like mustard gas but at least they aren't homos

: Lynx

 

You have to pay us whether you watch our programmes or not, so no effort will be going into this advert.

: BBC Television

 

It probably won't explode

: Chrysler

 

We only changed the logo

: BP

 

Conform or be ridiculed

: Top Man

 

You have the diseases, we have the cures

: Boots

 

If only the water cycle was more alkaline

: Domestos

 

Are you a dirty, tight-fisted peasant?

: Bold

 

Like fruit juice, only not

: Sunny Delight

 

Cleavage makes you a better person

: Wonder-Bra

[YT2095]

Say it with flowers, Give her a Triffid.

 

InterFlora.

[blike]

Cleavage makes you a better person

: Wonder-Bra

 

Nobody likes a fatty

: Slimfast

 

 

ROFL @ THOSE

[Glider]

If you're stupid enough to actually imagine you're thundering across the Serengeti with the last of the rhino whilst sitting in traffic for three hours at apex corner like everyone else, you need one of these!

 

: Land Rover Freelander

[gene]

Well, mine are not really for advertising but, i hope that they are related anyway.

 

1. Clone all cats:

You will get COPYCATS.

 

2. We deliver (from the famous Fedex):

And BABIES start coming out from their trucks.

 

3. If you need some wood,

go to HOLLYWOOD.

 

Well, i thought of some. Quite lame. But, hope you guys enjoy.

[VendingMenace]

lol, this is stolen from family guy[/i] but i liked it anyway

 

BEER

if you drink beer, hot women will have sex in your backyard.

 

[Dudde]

McDonald's and Slimfast and Sunny D had some funny ones up there

 

man sayo must really hate his job;)

[Skye]

Fast food for the fat phobe:

Subway

 

Surely you've forgotten by now?:

Exxon

 

At least you'll die cool:

Malborough

 

It won't get you laid:

Rexona

 

We're out of Kentucky, not willing to be associationed with Fried, and won't guarantee it's Chicken:

KFC