Sayonara Posted December 1, 2003 Share Posted December 1, 2003 I've been coming up with these to amuse myself during lulls in work. Feel free to add your own! Nobody likes babies anyway : Nestlé Crap never tasted this good : MacDonald's Say "no" to The Shakes : Coke Buy now, pay later : After Shock Nobody likes a fatty : Slimfast Without us you are nothing : Ted Baker Everyone needs parasites : Fray Bentos Real men smell like mustard gas but at least they aren't homos : Lynx You have to pay us whether you watch our programmes or not, so no effort will be going into this advert. : BBC Television It probably won't explode : Chrysler We only changed the logo : BP Conform or be ridiculed : Top Man You have the diseases, we have the cures : Boots If only the water cycle was more alkaline : Domestos Are you a dirty, tight-fisted peasant? : Bold Like fruit juice, only not : Sunny Delight Cleavage makes you a better person : Wonder-Bra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YT2095 Posted December 1, 2003 Share Posted December 1, 2003 Say it with flowers, Give her a Triffid. InterFlora. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blike Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Cleavage makes you a better person : Wonder-Bra Nobody likes a fatty : Slimfast ROFL @ THOSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glider Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 If you're stupid enough to actually imagine you're thundering across the Serengeti with the last of the rhino whilst sitting in traffic for three hours at apex corner like everyone else, you need one of these! : Land Rover Freelander Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gene Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Well, mine are not really for advertising but, i hope that they are related anyway. 1. Clone all cats: You will get COPYCATS. 2. We deliver (from the famous Fedex): And BABIES start coming out from their trucks. 3. If you need some wood, go to HOLLYWOOD. Well, i thought of some. Quite lame. But, hope you guys enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VendingMenace Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 lol, this is stolen from family guy[/i] but i liked it anyway BEER if you drink beer, hot women will have sex in your backyard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudde Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 McDonald's and Slimfast and Sunny D had some funny ones up there man sayo must really hate his job;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skye Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Fast food for the fat phobe: Subway Surely you've forgotten by now?: Exxon At least you'll die cool: Malborough It won't get you laid: Rexona We're out of Kentucky, not willing to be associationed with Fried, and won't guarantee it's Chicken: KFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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