Kyrisch Posted July 29, 2006 Posted July 29, 2006 "No, no, no, calm yourself! Those sharp things are what the natives use in the daily rituals! Come, let us see what they want from us; they're pointing them in this direction!"
BobbyJoeCool Posted July 30, 2006 Posted July 30, 2006 ... so, does that mean you're dead? No... we actually got the gopher with the hose before it got that far...because it wasn't running straight at all... but gezz... they can move...
bascule Posted July 30, 2006 Posted July 30, 2006 Okay, how can this possibly not be posted yet? I TOLD U I WAS HARDCORE
ecoli Posted July 30, 2006 Author Posted July 30, 2006 Okay' date=' how can this possibly not be posted yet? I TOLD U I WAS HARDCORE That's just messed up.
insane_alien Posted July 30, 2006 Posted July 30, 2006 "aww look its just a harmless little baby penguin. AAAIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!" many a person has fell foul of the pure evil that is baby penguins.
calbiterol Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 [Pop] "What happened to the lights? ... Oh, it's just a popped fuse! Hey, bullets conduct electricity, right?" Gotta love the Darwin awards.
swansont Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 [Pop]"What happened to the lights? ... Oh' date=' it's just a popped fuse! Hey, bullets conduct electricity, right?" Gotta love the Darwin awards.[/quote'] That one was false. http://www.snopes.com/autos/techno/fuse.asp
Phi for All Posted August 2, 2006 Posted August 2, 2006 "Helmets are for wimps." "We don't have time to be cautious." "Lay on, Macduff, and damn'd be him that first cries 'Hold, enough!'" -MacBeth "Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult." -Edmund Gwenn (actor, played Santa Claus in Miracle on 34th Street)
blike Posted August 2, 2006 Posted August 2, 2006 "The server bill isn't due till the first!" - blike
husmusen Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 Gutz in topic : http://www.scienceforums.net/forums/showpost.php?p=294064&postcount=7 What's your favourite animal: Most felines like; tiger, jaguar, caracal(sp?),lynx, lions, mountain lions, right down to the domestic tabby. Gutz's Famous last words: Here Kitty kitty kitty, who's a nice mountain lion. Good kitty, huh , Whaa........ Sorry, couldn't resist Husmusen.
calbiterol Posted August 7, 2006 Posted August 7, 2006 That one was false. http://www.snopes.com/autos/techno/fuse.asp Yes, it was, I have the book. Actually, it was supposedly a fuse in an engine block. But, in that spirit... "Oh, sure, dropping rebarred concrete on cars is a GREAT idea!!" "Heavy machinery? Just oh so stimulating, no risk involved!" "HA! Cobra bites are nothing! I'll just go to the bar and drink it off!" And, the most true and common of all: "I'm a man, I can take it!"
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