mr d Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Hello Bored and having morbid thoughts about if I died today what would I want on my tombstone. Hey, most times people leave it up to those left behind to come up with something. So why not write your own when alive. For me I think this will suffice. 'Was here, didn't really hurt anyone, and manged to provide a fun laughs. Now split for parts unknown. However for my eulogy, think i'll write that too. And lie my ass off about my whole life, I'm dead what do I care, figure why not have fun with it. So what do you want on your tombstone? Mr D 'I'd never belong to a club that would have someone like me as a member' G. Marx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forensicmad Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I personally would like: "If life is only a dream, have I just woken up?" Thought of it myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Phi for All 1957-2079 WORK IN PROGRESS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insane_alien Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Insane_Alien 1987-1058 Learned that knights don't take kindly to people who claim to be from the future. ... the hard way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhole123 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 "Meh, he was ok." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
padren Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 I always love that creepy one: As you are, I once was. As I am, you shall be ...or something like that. For some reason I can't help but to laugh at simply "Have you seen my stapler?" I don't think I'd want to be in the ground anyway though, cremation takes up a lot less space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyJoeCool Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Ham and Pinapple! sorry, couldn't resist... anyway. "his final words were 'hey guys, watch this!'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john5746 Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 'hey guys' date=' watch this!'" [/quote'] I like that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphus Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 I'm not sure about my own, but I do like the one from The Royal Tenenbaums: Royal Tenenbaum 1932-2000 Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Remains Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YT2095 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 how about, Best Before: <insert death date> OR, Here lies a sod, and just underneath it lies another Sod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dak Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 R.I.P Dak 1982-2??? If you can read this, you are standing on my grave. you bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzurePhoenix Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 I don't want to be buried in the first place, but if I had a grave stone I'd want something like "My greatest regret is that I didn't bring the rest of you sons of bitches down with me." hmmm.... yes, simple is better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skye Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 The world became 12% less sexy the day he died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the tree Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Dead Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insane_alien Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 "If i come back as a zombie right now, lunch is you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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