Your tombstone

[mr d]

Hello

 

Bored and having morbid thoughts about if I died today what would I want on my tombstone. Hey, most times people leave it up to those left behind to come up with something. So why not write your own when alive. For me I think this will suffice.

 

'Was here, didn't really hurt anyone, and manged to provide a fun laughs. Now split for parts unknown.

 

However for my eulogy, think i'll write that too. And lie my ass off about my whole life, I'm dead what do I care, figure why not have fun with it.

 

So what do you want on your tombstone?

 

Mr D

 

'I'd never belong to a club that would have someone like me as a member' G. Marx

[Forensicmad]

I personally would like:

"If life is only a dream, have I just woken up?"

 

Thought of it myself

[Phi for All]

Phi for All

1957-2079

 

WORK IN PROGRESS

[insane_alien]

Insane_Alien

1987-1058

 

Learned that knights don't take kindly to people who claim to be from the future. ... the hard way.

[blackhole123]

"Meh, he was ok."

[padren]

I always love that creepy one:

As you are, I once was.

As I am, you shall be

 

...or something like that.

 

For some reason I can't help but to laugh at simply "Have you seen my stapler?"

 

I don't think I'd want to be in the ground anyway though, cremation takes up a lot less space.

[BobbyJoeCool]

Ham and Pinapple!

 

sorry, couldn't resist...

 

anyway.

"his final words were 'hey guys, watch this!'"

 

[john5746]

'hey guys' date=' watch this!'"

 

[/quote']

 

I like that one!

[Sisyphus]

I'm not sure about my own, but I do like the one from The Royal Tenenbaums:

 

Royal Tenenbaum

1932-2000

Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Remains Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship

[YT2095]

how about,

 

Best Before: <insert death date>

 

OR,

 

Here lies a sod, and just underneath it lies another Sod

[Dak]

R.I.P

 

Dak

 

1982-2???

 

If you can read this, you are standing on my grave. you bastard.

[AzurePhoenix]

I don't want to be buried in the first place, but if I had a grave stone I'd want something like

 

"My greatest regret is that I didn't bring the rest of you sons of bitches down with me."

 

hmmm.... yes, simple is better

[Skye]

The world became 12% less sexy the day he died.

[the tree]

Dead Lol

[insane_alien]

"If i come back as a zombie right now, lunch is you."