Phi for All Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 I wish people weren't so sensitive.*poof* Granted. But the neighbors all decide to burn their training tapes and Oprah T-shirts in a big bonfire in your front yard. The ensuing smoke asphyxiates you in your sleep. B'bye. I wish my computer understood my needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In My Memory Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 I wish my computer understood my needs. Granted. I wish I was 10 years younger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royston Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Granted, but you'll dress like it's 1996. I wish I could undress people just by looking at them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPL.Luke Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 granted but now your in jail for sex crimes I wish I had seen every movie ever made Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 I wish I had seen every movie ever made*poof* Granted. You have seen every movie ever released to the public. You have also seen the other 99% of the movies made that were not good enough. And some of those were so bad you clawed your eyes out. Now you don't have to watch anymore movies. I wish anything I wear or use that makes me advertise someone else's company was free of charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphus Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 I wish anything I wear or use that makes me advertise someone else's company was free of charge. Granted. You are now a homeless nudist. I wish someone would give me a title of nobility, lands, and a generous pension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royston Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 I wish someone would give me a title of nobility, lands, and a generous pension. Granted, but you are now married to Camilla Parker Bowells. I wish I could teleport to anywhere in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why? Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Granted: but the first time you transported people saw you and burnt you like a witch. I wish i knew everything.. (oh boy.. im gonna get screwed on that one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 I wish i knew everything..(oh boy.. im gonna get screwed on that one) *poof* Granted. Meet Avery Thing. Since you're friends now you can call him Thing. After he gets through lovin' blackhole123 he'll stop by your place (and yes, you may get screwed on this one). I wish the History Channel showed actual scenes from the past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Granted. Today's special: embarrasing moments in Phi for All's life. I wish my experiments were working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insane_alien Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Granted. now they have your job for twice the wage. you meanwhile become a homeless bum i wish i didn't have to shift a tonne of sand tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharonY Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Granted. You have to shift the sand in 6 minutes. I wish I had first authorship on a Nature paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Granted. You have to shift the sand in 6 minutes. I wish I had first authorship on a Nature paper. Granted, but "Nature" has now become the 'National enquirer' of the science world, and you are forever labelled as a crackpot. I wish my electrophoresis gel would run faster, so I could go home and take a nap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhole123 Posted August 31, 2006 Author Share Posted August 31, 2006 Granted but whenever you take a nap now you dream about electrophoresis. I wish my sore throat and fever would go away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insane_alien Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 granted, a knight walks into your house and decapitates you. i wish my tv would work without me having to hit it every 3 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 i wish my tv would work without me having to hit it every 3 minutes*poof* Granted. Now it works only when you sit on top of it, but it's the best reception you've ever had, only upside down. I wish ice cream was a perfectly balanced nutritional food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhole123 Posted September 1, 2006 Author Share Posted September 1, 2006 I wish ice cream was a perfectly balanced nutritional food. Granted. Ice cream now only comes in bolagna flavor. I wish I could listen to http://img.sheezyart.com/art/swf/82/821125.swf all day long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPL.Luke Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 granted, you went insane and now chant that song all day long while you sit in a white padded room. I wish I could wish something that was uncorruptible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I wish I could wish something that was uncorruptible. Granted... until the universe implodes in the inevitable paradox. I wish I could eat something tasty, without having to get my lazy butt up and make food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Refsmmat Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Granted, but that involved a 16-ton crate of lasagna being opened over your head. I wish I had the Easy Button from those Staples commercials... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I wish I had the Easy Button from those Staples commercials... Granted... you now have an Easy Button in your rectum. I wish my cell phone battery didn't die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
padren Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I wish my cell phone battery didn't die. Granted, but you soon develop symptoms of radiation poisoning and severe back strain from your 180 Lbs portable nuclear reactor backpack that's attached by a cord to your cellphone. I wish my computer wouldn't freeze up with strange hardware probs from all my mucking around in its guts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insane_alien Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I wish my computer wouldn't freeze up with strange hardware probs from all my mucking around in its guts. Granted, now it mucks around in YOUR guts when ever you get sluggish. I wish spyware and adware was nonexistant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bascule Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I wish spyware and adware was nonexistant. It's 2030... post-Singularity application analyzing technology has rendered spyware and adware nonexistent, but now you have to worry about hackers getting into your brain and altering your memories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPL.Luke Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I wish bascule had made a wish in that last post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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