Silly Game

[Royston]

This started when I was chatting to some friends on msn, basically you take a body part and try and incorporate it into a celebrities or famous characters name, knee seems to be quite an easy one to start off with, and thus...

 

Liam Kneeson

 

Chesknee Hawkes

 

Doknee Darko

 

You get 1 point for each body part, if you can get two body parts into one name you get two points. Of course if your attempt is tenuous, and not worthy of even a snigger, you will receive no points and will be mocked accordingly.

[ecoli]

Lance Armstrong

 

pwned

[Royston]

Lance Armstrong

 

For shame Ecoli, -1

 

pwned

 

Sorry, I have no idea what that means.

 

Whoopknee Goldberg

 

Albutt Eyestein

 

Patrick Swazeknee

 

Walt Disknee

 

I guess we could extend it to science terms...

 

Muon McGregor

[ParanoiA]

How about bigfoot?

 

Mister Hand from southpark? ( Hey, Mr Garrison talks to him like a person...)

[Royston]

LOL, No, you're not getting it at all (that includes you Ecoli), you're not supposed to find celebrities with bodyparts in their name, you're supposed to modify their name to a body part, or scientific term....i.e Robin WillyArms

 

EDIT: Kate Winsleg

[Rexus]

Brad Pitt (ya I know I'm supposed to modify names but anything with pits in it can't be looked past)

 

Angeliknee Jolie

 

Leonardo Kneecapreo

 

I'll take more jabs later

[ecoli]

For shame Ecoli, -1

 

 

lol... I couldn't help to try and ruin the game.

 

I'll try it for real now

 

Kate Winsleg

 

Kneel Armstrong

 

Steve Buttshemi

 

Toeby MacGuire

[Royston]

Angeliknee Jolie

 

Ouch, poor start for Rexus, Angelina Joknee would of got you 1 point.

 

Leonardo Kneecapreo

 

1 point, you could of doubled your score with Kneeonardo Kneecaprio. But hang in there, there's everything to play for.

 

lol... I couldn't help to try and ruin the game.

 

-1000 points for trying to ruin the game Ecoli, +1001 for your honesty...which leaves you at zero.

 

Kate Winsleg

 

Sorry Ecoli, a fat zero still, already had Kate Winsleg.

 

Kneel Armstrong

 

Steve Buttshemi

 

Toeby MacGuire

 

3 points !

[aj47]

How about...

eyessac Newton

Seyemon and Garfunkel

Frhead Durst

Elvis Presknee

George W Bush (apologies... it's poor I know)

Toeny Blair

Danny defeeto

Nicole Kidneyman (it helps if you say it in a Jamacan accent)

[GutZ]

George W Bush (apologies... it's poor I know)

 

10 points right there!

 

*runs away from snail for tampering with his game*

[Dak]

Toeny Blair

 

Toe-knee blair

 

alan titmarsh

 

rolf arse (you have to say it a bit of a british-country accent)

 

karma electron

[tartanpaint]

Ok, I'm not quite sure if I've got this but here goes:

Tom Brow

Bill Breyeson

Christopher Bowelini

Rober C O'Brain

Harper Knee -these are all authors

Gallileo

Hands Anderson

Victoria BeckHand

Matt Browning

Cathod Zeta Jones

and so desperately wanted Phillip Pullman

[Royston]

How about...

eyessac Newton

Seyemon and Garfunkel

Frhead Durst

Elvis Presknee

George W Bush (apologies... it's poor I know)

Toeny Blair

Danny defeeto

Nicole Kidneyman (it helps if you say it in a Jamacan accent)

 

Eye sack Newton, would of got you 2 for innovation, 8 points for aj47, 2 for Nicole Kidneyman, 0 for George Bush...I agree that was a little poor, Danny deFeeto though, awesome !

 

Tsk tsk, Gutz -10 points

 

Dak clearly rocks for mentioning Alan Titmarsh and Rolf Harris, 5 points !

 

Tom Brow

Hmmm

 

Bill Breyeson

Christopher Bowelini

Rober C O'Brain

Harper Knee -these are all authors

4 points !

 

Gallileo

Good, good.

 

Hands Anderson

Victoria BeckHand

Matt Browning

 

Another 3 points !

 

Cathod Zeta Jones

 

A triumph, 2 points I feel.

 

and so desperately wanted Phillip Pullman

 

You were doing so well, but let yourself down at the end...however 9 points in total.

 

EDIT: A contribution from a house mate...Toeknee Heart (80's kids art programme presenter) 3 points !

[Callipygous]

How about bigfoot?

 

Mister Hand from southpark? ( Hey, Mr Garrison talks to him like a person...)

 

 

theres Mr hat and Mr stick. no hand.

 

so i guess basically the point is to take any part of a name that comes even close to rhyming with a body part and if snail finds it amusing you get a point?

[Rhino]

theres Mr hat and Mr stick. no hand.

 

so i guess basically the point is to take any part of a name that comes even close to rhyming with a body part and if snail finds it amusing you get a point?

 

Well, we all can't have girlfriends that get drunk and have threesomes while we're out of town to keep us busy. How did that turn out anyways?

 

 

ummmmm Leonard Kneemoy?

[Callipygous]

Well, we all can't have girlfriends that get drunk and have threesomes while we're out of town to keep us busy. How did that turn out anyways?

 

i have an idea... lets remind me of that as often as possible, its one of my favorite subjects.

[ParanoiA]

...its one of my favorite subjects.

 

Apparently Rhino's too...

[Rhino]

i have an idea... lets remind me of that as often as possible, its one of my favorite subjects.

 

I don't think that's a good idea. Just once every couple of months and around holidays.

 

 

Ummmm Andy Rooknee?

 

Apparently Rhino's too...

 

Oh I see how it is now, at work you talk all big like "Yeah I wonder what happened with guy and his GF", but here it's all let's throw Rhino under the bus. Just remember he was busting on you for "Mr. Hand".

 

ummmmm Johknee Carson?

 

Am I getting points or what?

 

for da nerds ummmmm here I guess that's every one

 

R2 KNEE2

 

Obi Won Kanose-knee

 

Gi Quan Genitals?

[Royston]

so i guess basically the point is to take any part of a name that comes even close to rhyming with a body part and if snail finds it amusing you get a point?

 

Well that wasn't actually the intention, I just ended up keeping score...but what a surprise, a thread's been derailed -1,000,000 for everyone

[ParanoiA]

Oh I see how it is now, at work you talk all big like "Yeah I wonder what happened with guy and his GF", but here it's all let's throw Rhino under the bus. Just remember he was busting on you for "Mr. Hand".

 

Hey quarkie...I didn't throw you under the bus. I was still chuckling when I typed it. Maybe you're paranoid...I know a thing or two about paranoia ya' know...

[Dak]

a couple of chem ones:

 

Se dion

 

freddy Hg

[Royston]

Awesome, 2 points, plus 10^19 points for Dak, for staying on topic.

 

I'll come up with some more tonight...no pub this evening.