Who says reptiles don't interact with their owners?

[Mokele]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz5mvOpCnvI

 

Not me, but I own a big male of that species, and he's just as wonderful.

 

Mokele

[Cap'n Refsmmat]

You crazy reptile people.

[Glider]

AARRRGGGHH!! It's his eyes!! THEY'RE GOING FOR HIS EYES!!!

[Sayonara]

All this video demonstrates is that Tegus - like zombies - prefer human brains to tofu.

[Callipygous]

hes clearly the tallest climbable object in that pen. they are trying to escape.

[-Demosthenes-]

There not cute and fuzzy -- so it's obvious that they are evil.

[hotcommodity]

Ugh, he's hugging 5 of'em at one time, and crawling on his hands and knees all over their cage. Who knows what type of hybrid disease he's carrying around

[Mokele]

hes clearly the tallest climbable object in that pen. they are trying to escape.

 

You'd think, but mine does the same thing when I'm in the middle of a room.

 

Ugh, he's hugging 5 of'em at one time, and crawling on his hands and knees all over their cage. Who knows what type of hybrid disease he's carrying around

 

Some recent research indicates that salmonella concentrations decline pretty fast on captive reptiles. Nothing else they have can be spread to humans, due to the huge differences between us and them.

 

Mokele

[Sayonara]

I have changed my mind. They think that they can get nutritious mammal milk from his man boobs.

 

They are wrong.