insane_alien Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 yes thats true but unless the people reading are chat room regulars they likely haven't had much contact with gilded.
Gilded Posted September 9, 2009 Posted September 9, 2009 insane_alien said: yes thats true but unless the people reading are chat room regulars they likely haven't had much contact with gilded. Yes, I don't really have contact with people. But seriously though, more people should hang out in the chatroom. It's fun, informative, educational and disturbingly satisfying.
ydoaPs Posted September 10, 2009 Posted September 10, 2009 [19:45] <ydoaPs> obama is spreading his soshulist agenda in 15 min [19:45] <ydoaPs> live on bacefook [19:51] <javagamer> I'm supposed to watch that for school, but I should also be reading [19:51] * javagamer had to sit through Obama's brainwashing speach at school today. [20:02] <UnintentionalChaos> oh noes' [20:02] <UnintentionalChaos> [20:03] <javagamer> I can't believe they made me hear that controversial speach, I totally disagreed with his message [20:05] <hermanntrude> what's obama being doing that's got you guys upset? [20:05] <hermanntrude> he can't be worse than GWB? [20:05] <javagamer> He gave a speach about how I should stay in school and work hard! The monster. [20:05] <hermanntrude> ha [20:05] <hermanntrude> pig [20:06] <javagamer> Did you hear about all the people claiming parents should encourage their kids to skip school so they didn't hear it? [20:06] <Fuzzwood> ... [20:06] <hermanntrude> nope [20:07] * hermanntrude doesn't own a tv or read the papers [20:07] * Fuzzwood stands by his claim that ex-bush voters are idiots [20:08] <javagamer> http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0909/26711.html [20:09] <hermanntrude> holy shit the americans are so ****ed up [20:09] <ydoaPs> yep [20:10] <ydoaPs> http://apps.facebook.com/whitehouselive/ <= speech is about to start [20:10] <hermanntrude> some guy wants to be nice and talk to people and the yanks all cry "socialist" like it was a terrible thing [20:10] <ydoaPs> socialism is terrible [20:10] <ydoaPs> like public schools [20:11] <ydoaPs> and firefighters [20:11] <ydoaPs> and gov't maintained roadways [20:11] <ydoaPs> and police [20:11] <ydoaPs> and public libraries [20:11] <ydoaPs> OH NOES!!!!! SOSHULIZM!!!! [20:11] <hermanntrude> we dont want any of that [20:12] <hermanntrude> we might have to pay taxes too [20:12] <hermanntrude> and give a shit about other people [20:12] <hermanntrude> damn, speache isn't streaming right [20:13] <ydoaPs> Jesus wouldn't want us to care about other people [20:13] <ydoaPs> Jesus isn't a soshulist [20:13] <ydoaPs> WWJD?! [20:13] <hermanntrude> jesus would tap that ass [20:13] <hermanntrude> ah. got streaming [20:14] <hermanntrude> lost it again [20:14] <hermanntrude> shit [20:15] <hermanntrude> oh well [20:15] <hermanntrude> i got audio [20:15] <hermanntrude> i can listen
ydoaPs Posted September 16, 2009 Posted September 16, 2009 [15:25] <mib_61c97m> can anyone help me? [15:26] <mib_61c97m> am english and am a teenager who needs help with his/hers homework.. [15:26] <mib_61c97m> [15:27] <mib_61c97m> i need to make a leaflet about the transition metal mercury.. [15:27] <mib_61c97m> what can i say about it [15:27] <mib_61c97m> that won't sound like it came from wikipedia.. [15:27] <mib_61c97m> [15:30] <mib_61c97m> please??? [15:30] <Moled> O_o [15:30] <Moled> you are a his/hers [15:30] <mib_61c97m> well.. it an identity thing.. [15:30] <Moled> is this some sortof quantum superposition of gender? [15:31] <mib_61c97m> please help! [15:31] <mib_61c97m> :S [15:31] <Moled>
ydoaPs Posted October 7, 2009 Posted October 7, 2009 [08:24] <Gilded> It's not gay if the balls aren't touching -1
Gilded Posted October 7, 2009 Posted October 7, 2009 ydoaPs said: [08:24] <Gilded> It's not gay if the balls aren't touching Don't give credit to me for that though, it's an ancient universal truth. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, it's not gay if balls aren't touching. PS. The balls are inert.
ydoaPs Posted October 7, 2009 Posted October 7, 2009 [16:35] * UnintentionalChaos disregards that and gets back to ****ing Sylar's mother [16:36] <Sylar> you're so desperate that you'd put in the effort to dig up a corpse? [16:36] <Sylar> wow [16:37] <UnintentionalChaos> I dug her up months ago [16:37] <javagamer> O_O [16:42] <Gilded> Did someone say coprophilia? [16:42] <Gilded> Oh, apparently not Even with the evidence provided in this thread, gilded still isn't quite as creepy as kleinwolf
Rakdos Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 * mooeypoo is going to go blow ... zombies after much bickering on IRC
ydoaPs Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 [12:30] <Jesus> shut up yahweh, you're not my real father [12:31] <Yahweh> Jesus, I am your Father...search your feelings....you know it to be true 1
mooeypoo Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 Rakdos said: * mooeypoo is going to go blow ... zombies after much bickering on IRC Great, only the ... were, originally "up". As in "blow up" zombies. Which makes it clearer why we didn't really think it was that funny.. hence, the bickering.
ydoaPs Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 mooeypoo said: Great, only the ... were, originally "up". As in "blow up" zombies. Which makes it clearer why we didn't really think it was that funny.. hence, the bickering. ....sure...
mooeypoo Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 (Jesus) I mean, I was getting high in the woods one day, this drunk guy somehow finds me and recognizes me. He swears up and down that he'll keep his mouth shut about the whole thing, so I let him go. BAM. mormons. (Jesus) and don't even get me started on Jehova's Witlesses.
ydoaPs Posted October 18, 2009 Posted October 18, 2009 [23:29] <UnintentionalChaos> I dont want admin necessarily, just hammer-swinging duty [23:29] <javagamer> In all honesty I think Sylar would probably make a pretty good admin, UC too
UC Posted October 18, 2009 Posted October 18, 2009 ydoaPs said: [23:29] <UnintentionalChaos> I dont want admin necessarily, just hammer-swinging duty[23:29] <javagamer> In all honesty I think Sylar would probably make a pretty good admin, UC too The javagamer, it liesssssssssssssssssssssssss. ydoaPs can't be trusted with mop duty, much less admin powers.
Gilded Posted October 18, 2009 Posted October 18, 2009 ydoaPs said: [23:29] <UnintentionalChaos> I dont want admin necessarily, just hammer-swinging duty[23:29] <javagamer> In all honesty I think Sylar would probably make a pretty good admin, UC too In all honesty German people thought Hitler would make a very nice leader that would give chocolate chip cookies to everyone. True story! PS. Godwin'd. 1
ydoaPs Posted October 18, 2009 Posted October 18, 2009 One of these days, I might become a mod.....I haven't killed enough people yet, though.
ydoaPs Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 [20:50] <Gilded> All your LiOH, NaOH, KOH, RbOH and even CsOH are belong to us
mooeypoo Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 From a recent private message session (posted with permission of both nerds): Quote (mooeypoo) hey you there? (Capn_Refsmmat) you'll never know until you observe me (mooeypoo) And now that I have, I collapsed the wave function, so I'll never know where you were headed (Capn_Refsmmat) Your loss
ydoaPs Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 [20:51] <Gilded> No, I don't look at naked chicks [20:52] <UC> <Gilded> No, I don't look at naked chicks <- just prepubescent males [20:52] <Gilded> Is tubgirl's vag censored? I never noticed, guess I was too busy looking at all the shit [20:53] <UC> yes, it is gilded [20:53] <Gilded> Damn [20:53] <Gilded> Also, goddamn American cooking instructions
Cap'n Refsmmat Posted October 26, 2009 Posted October 26, 2009 Quote <John> man<John> epic shit coming on <Capn_Refsmmat> thanks for the warning * Capn_Refsmmat gets out of John's toilet Win.
ydoaPs Posted November 1, 2009 Posted November 1, 2009 12:07] <ajb> why should it be alcoholic? [12:07] <avenj> everything should be qft
Gilded Posted November 9, 2009 Posted November 9, 2009 Some select quotes from Capn's bot, Duration (warning, contains some pretty heavy stuff): [03:28] <Duration> I cannot think of for the binding site will launch officially to the point that i think i was doing some jobs and subsequently lose their dm in mirror image ring in the second you try to keep religion out of amino acids to produce genes cannot occur until there are african prostitutes that sleep is required to be well in post volume. [03:42] <+Gilded> Duration: Do androids dream of electric sheep? [03:43] <Duration> At the same plasmid with the electric and the evidence against it, sheep farmers are famous for there 'relationships" with sheep. [03:49] <+Gilded> Duration: Porn. [03:49] <Duration> Redtube free gay porn. [03:49] <+Munga> So there's a slight chance that it might form a coherent though? [03:50] <+Munga> ... [03:50] <+UnintentionalChaos> yes [03:50] <&Capn_Refsmmat> It's not one of the ones that learns that "pie is tasty" and eventually responds "tasty" whenever pie is said [03:50] <+Munga> It's also a homosexual. [03:50] <&Capn_Refsmmat> And a very nice response there [03:50] <&Capn_Refsmmat> Yes [06:23] <+UnintentionalChaos> duration: your penis? [06:23] <Duration> My ability to infer and perform this type of shielding could be anywhere independant of where it is composed of a clock and star clock switch roles, the earth radiates the heat needed to make your penis bigger. [06:27] <+Gilded> Duration: Death [06:27] <Duration> There is no drawing force at the top of that, its death is surprisingly arbitrary. [04:04] <+UnintentionalChaos> duration: bacon is made of jesus [04:04] <Duration> For example, in the event that it will provide you enough and have a gay jesus and a gay jesus and a motor.
ydoaPs Posted November 11, 2009 Posted November 11, 2009 [13:07] <John> god epic tired [13:08] <Capn_Refsmmat> any hilarious people in the ER? [13:08] <John> Capn_Refsmmat: just this super-christian [13:08] <John> she was nuts [13:08] <Sylar> John, what do you mean? [13:08] <John> i walk in and she puts her hand on me and said "feel that. I can heal anyone I touch." [13:08] <John> except herself, obviously [13:08] <Aerv> Did you **** her? [13:08] <John> "God tells me things before they happen." [13:08] <Aerv> Should have been like, "Oh, baby, my dick needs healing" [13:09] <John> "He told me I had MS." [13:09] <John> "And god told me that I'm going to die if you don't figure out whats wrong with me tonight" [13:09] <Fuzzwood> <John> "God tells me things before they happen." <-- you should have mumbled: needs immediate psychologic care [13:09] <John> and then she has this pseudoseizure-like convulsing episode [13:09] <John> and i'm like stop that silllyy [13:10] <Aerv> Imagine how great it'd feel if your dick was in her when she started doing that [13:10] <Aerv> Okay, I'm out [13:10] <John> lates [13:10] <Capn_Refsmmat> John: so what'd you do with her? [13:11] <Capn_Refsmmat> I'd have recommended going witch-doctor on her, taking a raw egg, run it over her, then crack it open and surreptitiously dump a bunch of crap into the bowl with it and say "see, it pulled the evil out" [13:11] <John> she was complaining of this wierd twisting abdominal pain [13:12] <John> nothing really wrong in her labs [13:12] <John> did an abdominal US, nothing wrong [13:12] <John> that we could see. she had a CT abdomen like 4 weeks ago which was normal [13:12] <John> so I spent about an hour easing her into the fact that we were letting her go home that night [13:13] <Capn_Refsmmat> then she died? [13:13] <John> rofl [13:13] <Capn_Refsmmat> no? [13:14] <John> I guess God was wrong [13:14] <John> she was seriously nust [13:15] <John> nuts [13:15] <John> telling me about God told her she had MS, God told her she was going to be in a train wreck and shse was, etc etc [13:15] <John> then she started flirting with me [13:15] <Capn_Refsmmat> pro tip for people who hear God telling them to go to the doctor: don't tell the doctor God sent you, the doctor will just think you're nuts and try to get rid of you [13:16] <Capn_Refsmmat> niiiice [13:16] <John> told me she liked it when i walked out of the room [13:16] <John> good view [13:16] <John> and she literally said this: "I'm just flirting for jesus" [13:16] <Capn_Refsmmat> rofl [13:17] <John> felt bad for her husband [13:17] <Capn_Refsmmat> did you tell your wife that a crazy lady thinks you're hot? [13:17] <John> he knew she was nuts, but obviously too submissive to say anything [13:18] <Capn_Refsmmat> oh, he was there? [13:18] <John> yea [13:18] <Capn_Refsmmat> that's even worse [13:18] <John> then came the rectal exam [13:19] <Capn_Refsmmat> eh? [13:20] <Capn_Refsmmat> sounds like fun [13:20] <John> lul [13:21] <John> thats the only thing about ER -- the number of rectal and pelvics [13:21] <Capn_Refsmmat> why so many? [13:21] <John> to be technically correct, any female with abdominal pain needs a rectal/pelvic, any male needs rectal [13:21] <Capn_Refsmmat> sounds like fun [13:21] <John> not always done, of course, but if you're being completely thorough [13:23] <John> rofl, it's a rule of thumb that only fat dirty people need rectals/pelvics. Never seems to be the hotties
ydoaPs Posted November 16, 2009 Posted November 16, 2009 [11:16] <TheStreak> that's actually a good name for a strip joint......"the fuzzy clam" [11:16] <Fuzzwood> **** you [11:16] <TheStreak> o.O [11:17] <Fuzzwood> but in contrast, that wouldnt be a proper comeback when your nick just has been pussiefied [11:18] <TheStreak> are you implying that your nickname is a gay strip club? [11:19] <scilearner> I'm leaving this chatroom [11:19] <Fuzzwood> \o/ [11:19] <TheStreak> kthxbai [11:19] * scilearner Thanks all for the wonderful help!!!!!! [11:20] * scilearner has quit (Quit: Page closed)
actor darwinii Posted November 17, 2009 Posted November 17, 2009 I am an actor (professional) and i like science too. " a man can do what he wants, but don't want what he wants"
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