IRC Quotes Thread

[Phi for All]

"A man can do what he wants, but don't post it in the IRC Quotes Thread unless he said it in the chatroom".

[ydoaPs]

<avenj> I'm always talking about analingus

[Rakdos]

<mooeypoo> I think i solved the mystery of why the pinky is the smallest toe

<mooeypoo> the ancient ancestors of humans just.. stubbed it in the trees all the time

[mooeypoo]

That's what happens when avenj picks the way our new webchat looks like...

[ 02:07:24 ] ••• jOin: (dd) (aa94606a@blackcobalt.web.irc)

[ 02:07:37 ] (dd) ?

[ 02:08:12 ] (dd) ~?

[ 02:08:16 ] (dd) WHOIS

[ 02:08:20 ] (dd) ..

[ 02:08:21 ] (dd) cd.

[ 02:08:22 ] (dd) pwd

[ 02:08:26 ] (+Scruffy) umm

[ 02:08:34 ] (+Scruffy) this isn't a terminal

[ 02:08:39 ] (+Scruffy) we talk back

[ 02:08:41 ] (+Scruffy) sometime

[ydoaPs]

[21:39] <mib_awesome> your FACE is an incomplete theory soon to have an added layer of understanding provided breakthroughs in science! OHHHHHH!!!

[A Tripolation]

[21:39] <mib_awesome> your FACE is an incomplete theory soon to have an added layer of understanding provided breakthroughs in science! OHHHHHH!!!

 

That's one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time. This mib_awesome person must be tenfold as awesome as ydoaPs.

[ydoaPs]

This mib_awesome person must be tenfold as awesome as ydoaPs.

 

lies

[ydoaPs]

[21:18] <Sylar> mib_awesome, you really ARE a gay YEC?

[21:18] <mib_awesome> apparently so.

[A Tripolation]

The sentence unvarnished:

[21:21] <mib_awesome> apparently so. More than 10 people think I am, so apparently I give off a vibe

 

 

ydoaPs is nothing but lies and lame rolled into one.

[mooeypoo]

[ 00:13:46 ] (Scruffy) so mib_awesome _isnt_ gay

[ 00:13:49 ] (Scruffy) damn

[ 00:13:59 ] • Scruffy hides the cake i baked for him coming out

[ 00:14:01 ] (mib_awesome) well...maybe ;D

[ydoaPs]

[21:15] <mooeypoo> it's salad WITH alfalfa

[21:16] <Sylar> you didn't burn down the clubhouse, did you?

[Rakdos]

<Capn_Refsmmat> I think the standard for conviction in the Court of Azure is "proof beyond any reasonable... ah, screw it, whatever"

 

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[ydoaPs]

[20:42] * dave (dave@xyloid.org) has joined #sfn

[20:42] * phoenix.xyloid.org gives channel operator status to dave

[20:42] <Gilded> Well duh, anal fluid streams are totally appropriate for children to look at

[20:42] <Gilded> Welcome back dave

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[22:21] <Gilded> Why can't some people figure out that this chat isn't a Google/Wikipedia replacing helpdesk, but a hellish cesspit of depravity where only death and ydoaPs await you?

[mooeypoo]

We should put a disclaimer.

[ydoaPs]

[00:25] <Capn_Refsmmat> I'm fairly certain Sylar is a modified Markov chain generator that uses xkcd jokes and memes instead of Markov chains

[00:25] <UnintentionalChaos> and mooey gropings

[00:26] <Capn_Refsmmat> yes

[00:26] <UnintentionalChaos> to lend some sort of realism

[00:26] <Capn_Refsmmat> indeed

[00:26] <Capn_Refsmmat> look, right now he's desperately looking for an xkcd joke that is relevant so he can make a witty response that proves me right

[ydoaPs]

<mooeypoo> And I'm not as Jewish, in a sense that I don't *act* like the regular stereotypical jew. Though I do like money.

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[22:02] <mooeypoo> haha we should have a naughty quote section

[22:02] <mooeypoo> i'll totally win

[22:02] <Sylar> we SHOULD

[22:02] <mooeypoo> ok, no, Azure would

[22:02] <mooeypoo> but I will come second

[22:03] <mooeypoo> ... that was not qutie how i intended it to sound

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[10:34] * forufes (d4d7ada6@blackcobalt.web.irc) has joined #sfn

[10:35] <Sylar> 'lo, forufes

[10:35] <Sylar> hola, como estas?

[10:37] <forufes> why hey there

[10:38] <forufes> is this place always dead?

[10:39] * forufes slaps Sylar around a bit with a large fishbot

[10:39] <forufes> PAY ATTENTION!

[10:39] <forufes> lol

[10:40] <forufes> uh...

[10:40] <forufes> sylar?

[10:42] <forufes> ok this is just sick..

[10:42] <forufes> did you die man? heart attack? your parents discovered you're not asleep?

[10:43] * forufes slaps Sylar around a bit with a large fishbot

[10:45] <forufes> why the sudden drop out then?

[10:45] <forufes> took a piss?

[10:47] <Sylar> irc = cool place to idle

[10:47] <forufes> ???

[10:47] <Sylar> or idling causes leprosy

[10:47] <forufes> idle at what????????

[10:48] <forufes> leprocy?

[10:48] <forufes> having your skin shrivel up like dry mud?

[10:49] <forufes> what does that have to do with idleing?

[10:49] <forufes> WILL YOU SAY SOMETHING GODDAMMIT!!

[10:49] <Sylar> chicken fried steak

[10:49] * forufes slaps Sylar around a bit with a large fishbot

[10:49] <forufes> ???

[10:50] <forufes> ok this is just geting weirder and weirder

[10:50] <forufes> what does chicke fried stake have to do with ANYTHING?

[10:50] <Sylar> that/'s what she said

[10:50] <forufes> what who said?

[10:50] <forufes> are you ok buddy?

[10:51] <forufes> AAAAGGGGHHH THIS IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!!

[10:51] <Sylar> so is your face

[10:51] <forufes> do you have a coherence word to say or should we go back to our idleing?

[10:52] <forufes> ....

[10:52] <forufes> so is WHAT my face?

[10:52] <forufes> i swear i don't mind if it's shit just please let me understand you..

[10:53] <Gilded> Lol, lots of people whispering our guild members if they can join, when a guildmate replied to some foreign guy that "our guild is finnish" the guy asked "so your guild is down?"

[10:53] <forufes> wait a minute..

[10:53] <Sylar> no

[10:53] <Gilded> FINISH(ED) =/= FINNISH

[10:53] <Sylar> all this has happened before and all this will happen again, forufes

[10:53] <forufes> are you doing this on perpous?

[10:54] <Sylar> are you ok?

[10:54] <Sylar> you might need to see a psychologist

[10:54] <forufes> am i into some parts of some external conversation and am seeing only the bits of?

[10:54] <forufes> or is it the lag?

[10:54] <Sylar> have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

[10:55] <forufes> ok any further and i'm gonna smash my screen..

[10:55] <forufes> i'm gonna go "idle" a bit

[10:55] <forufes> uh..

[10:55] <Sylar> Idling Causes Leprosy!!!

[10:55] <forufes> idk, go look out the window or something

[10:56] <forufes> sure beats the white screen here

[10:56] <forufes> leporsy is good..

[10:56] <forufes> it makes people pay attention to you

[10:56] <forufes> some people will kill for that

[10:56] <Gilded> After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then we can talk about mercy

[10:56] <forufes> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[10:56] <forufes> ok, i'm losing my mind

[10:57] <forufes> bye bye

[10:57] <Sylar> another one bites the dust

[mooeypoo]

(+UnintentionalChaos) rubber stoppers for lab are EPDM, IIRC

(+UnintentionalChaos) also, stopcocks are standardized, it's just harder to find info on it

(@mooeypoo) are stopcocks rubberized too, UC ?

(+UnintentionalChaos) no

(+UnintentionalChaos) that's a stopcum

(+UnintentionalChaos) or stopbabies

[ydoaPs]

[11:01] <kenel> i'm irish, have small dick syndrome, and have only been to the hospital when we've lost bar fights

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[18:38] <Gilded> John I've been meaning to ask you something

[18:39] <Gilded> Has it ever, during your long medical career, been lupus?

[ydoaPs]

[20:53] <John> I should retire

[20:53] <John> and let Sylar take my place

[20:53] <Capn_Refsmmat> sounds like a brilliant idea

[20:54] <Sylar> indeed

[mooeypoo]

[20:53] <John> I should retire

[20:53] <John> and let Sylar take my place

[20:53] <Capn_Refsmmat> sounds like a brilliant idea

[20:54] <Sylar> indeed

You're going to be a doctor!? Scary!

[ydoaPs]

You're going to be a doctor!? Scary!

 

As long as I get a freeze ray, it shouldn't be too bad.

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Let's recap: first this then this. And now:

 

[21:45] <Capn_Refsmmat> John: I'll de-admin you when I get back

[Gilded]

[18:38] <Gilded> John I've been meaning to ask you something

[18:39] <Gilded> Has it ever, during your long medical career, been lupus?

 

[04:15] <+Sylar> John, Gilded once brought up a good question: In your experience, is it EVER lupus?

[04:15] <@John> once

[04:15] <@John> lupus nephritis

 

[ydoaPs]

[14:41] <mooeypoo> So let's just agree to not know whether we agree or not, and leave it at that.

[ydoaPs]

[23:39] <mooeypoo> but vibrators tame me

[JohnB]

[23:39] <mooeypoo> but vibrators tame me

 

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