IRC Quotes Thread

[ydoaPs]

<Gilded> [20:47] <+ydoaPs> irc was a fairly good delivery method for that <- Well, the GFT (Ghey Field Theory) bases on an existing mathematical framework, and is simply an extension of the Dirac equations simplified in gheyspace using vierbein fields, with a hint of Fourier transformed gheytime

<ed84c> yeh but GFT is testable

<Gilded> Indeed, but it was still met with strong skepticism

<insane_alien> as it should have been

<Gilded> Yes, there were many people in physics back then who hadn't embraced their inner gheyness

<insane_alien> if it wasn't met with the skepticism we would never have discovered ghey polarizability theorem

<insane_alien> or heisenbugers uncertainty principle of trannys

<Raxo> Gilded, swedons again?

<Gilded> Yes, but the ramifications of GFT extend much further than just swedons

<Raxo> like?

<insane_alien> it explains san fransisco

<Gilded> It lead to the discovery of a very special case of the Casimir force

<Gilded> Where two adjacent, sexually neutral metal plates will feel an increasing homosexual tension as they get closer to each other

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<Gilded> But I'd like to take a minute and sit right here

<Gilded> I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

<ydoaPs> in west phillidelphia born and raise. on a playground i spend most of my days

<Gilded> Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school

<ydoaPs> when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood

<Gilded> I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

<ydoaPs> i whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror

<Gilded> If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air!

Edited November 18, 2008 by ydoaPs
multiple post merged

[iNow]

I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8

and I yelled to the cabbie, yo holmes smell ya later

I looked at my kindgom, I was finally there

to sit on my thrown, as the prince of bel-air.

 

 

Sorry... couldn't resist.

[ydoaPs]

<ydoaPs> we were just talking about how Gilded accidentally a whole chainsaw

<Capn_Refsmmat> accidentally what a whole chainsaw?

<ydoaPs> yes! a whole chainsaw!

<Gilded> That can totally happen

<Gilded> But man, when you accidentally a whole chainsaw...

<Flashman> I don't know about anyone else but I'm mentally inserting "mistook for a suppository" after all the accidentallies for amusement value.

<Gilded> When you accidentally a chainsaw you start wondering where will it all end?

<Flashman> in tears no doubt.

<Gilded> Some day you might just wake up in Mexico, with your nose bleeding after doing some coke, and then you find out you accidentally an avocado or some shit like that

<Gilded> And on your way to rehab you pass out and wake up in Peru, only to find out you've accidentally a llama

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<ydoaPs> accidentally a llama?

<ydoaPs> that must hurt

<Gilded> Perhaps if you accidentally the whole llama

<ydoaPs> who knows how many people go to a Cherokee casino, do some peyote, and wake up only to realise they accidentally a whole cactus?

<Gilded> Exactly

<Gilded> So kids, don't accidentally stuff

[Klaynos]

My time on IRC reduces greatly and look what happens, I'm disgusted...

[ydoaPs]

So, you should irc more!

 

<Gilded> Oh for frak's sake that Quran shit is bananas

<mooeypoo> yeah its not worth it, ydoaps

<mooeypoo> look up quran black holes

<mooeypoo> they have answers to EVERYTHING

<mooeypoo> if they want to be deluded and change their interpretations every time a new discovery is made, there's nothin you can do about it

<Gilded> If I don't get a job tomorrow I'm going to start working on a new cosmologic view based on Sesame Street

<Flashman> so what role would the cookie monster play in a cosmological model?

<ydoaPs> Gilded, you better epically fail that fncking interview

<Capn_Refsmmat> Gilded: you're applying for something?

<Gilded> I'm applying for anything

<Gilded> It's one of those companies that list employers and sort of act as the middleman

[ydoaPs]

<nitric> or my favorite

<ydoaPs> nitric, we don't care if you anal

<nitric> IANAL

[mooeypoo]

(&John) GOD NO 2% MAKE JOHN ANGRY

(&John) 2% MILK

[ ...]

(&John) someone want to go get me some milk plox?

(%mooeypoo) oh.. hold .. myself...... too.... easy...

[UC]

* UnintentionalChaos gets a bucket and short stool

* ydoaPs wonders why UnintentionalChaos has a bucket and short poo

* UnintentionalChaos suggests ydoaPs reread that

<ydoaPs> o.O

 

You are missing half of the good stuff mooey...

[ydoaPs]

<javagamer> Then again, I haven't seen any anywhere

<ydoaPs> unitednuclear

<ydoaPs> ?

<Raxo> looking for what?

<Raxo> uranium?

<javagamer> A chemical resistant blast shield

<javagamer> Already have some uranium

<javagamer> Though that's not why I need the blast shield

<Raxo> javagamer, but a sheet of lexan

<Raxo> bam

<Raxo> blast shield

<javagamer> lexan?

<Raxo> yes

<javagamer> A sheet of something sturdy and chemical resistant is probably all I need

<Raxo> wanna see though it?

<javagamer> Oh, yeah.

<Raxo> and what chems ar gonna be on it?

<javagamer> Well, it's mostly to avoid splattering of things like concentrated sulphuric acid

<Raxo> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lexan

<javagamer> Thanks

<Raxo> find a place locally that sells a sheet

<javagamer> Wow, this is the same stuff MythBusters uses? Nice.

<javagamer> I was looking for something along those lines. How resistant would it be to concentrated acids though? Like sulphuric and nitric

<Raxo> idk

<Raxo> transparent aluminum would work also

<javagamer> transparent aluminum?

<Raxo> yes

<Raxo> an aluminum sheet that is cleat

<Raxo> clear

<javagamer> Wow, thanks for all the help

* ydoaPs points to Star Trek 4

<Raxo> DAMMIT ydoaPs

[ydoaPs]

<ydoaPs> <mooeypoo> Today, I was masturbating on my inflatable air mattress that squeaks when you move. Suddenly, my mom busted in my room to ask if I'm okay because she thought the squeaking was my crying. I ripped my hands from my pants and turned on my side; she walked over and grabbed my hands to console me. <=== irc quote thread, anyone?

<Klaynos> Why do I always miss these conversations

<UnintentionalChaos> ydoaPs- its from a site...not mooey

<Klaynos> You WILL be misquoted... failing that we will just make it up.

[mooeypoo]

<ydoaPs> <mooeypoo> Today, I was masturbating on my inflatable air mattress that squeaks when you move. Suddenly, my mom busted in my room to ask if I'm okay because she thought the squeaking was my crying. I ripped my hands from my pants and turned on my side; she walked over and grabbed my hands to console me. <=== irc quote thread, anyone?

<Klaynos> Why do I always miss these conversations

<UnintentionalChaos> ydoaPs- its from a site...not mooey

<Klaynos> You WILL be misquoted... failing that we will just make it up.

Yes, great, funny Count on YDOAPS to get things *out of context*, damnit!

 

I was quoting this site. I was. I swear. Seriously. Really. FML

[ydoaPs]

Yes, great, funny Count on YDOAPS to get things *out of context*, damnit!

 

I was quoting this site. I was. I swear. Seriously. Really. FML

...sure....

[ydoaPs]

[22:33] * ChanServ gives voice to mooeypoo

[22:33] -ChanServ/#sfn- VOICE command used for mooeypoo by ydoaPs

[22:33] -ChanServ- Voiced mooeypoo on channel #sfn.

[22:33] * ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to mooeypoo

[22:33] <mooeypoo> tsk tsk i like bein on top

[mooeypoo]

@insane_alien) ****ing vista

@mooeypoo) you are?

@insane_alien) its keeps making sounds like i've plugged a USB device in

@mooeypoo) that must be awkward.

@insane_alien) ...

 

To each his own.

[insane_alien]

its alright i wore a linux powered condom so i didn't catch anything.

[Rakdos]

<+mooeypoo> omg i made awesome fish but i put too much spices

<+mooeypoo> my lips are burning

<+ydoaPs> fish taco?

<+mooeypoo> apparently

»» +mooeypoo fans her mouth

<+mooeypoo> want some, ydoaPs?

<+mooeypoo> I cook really good fish

<+mooeypoo> Apparently, that's coming with the territory when you come out of the closet.. hah.

<+ydoaPs> you want me to eat your fish taco, eh?

<+mooeypoo> If you can handle it.

<+ydoaPs> oh, i'll handle it too........just say the word

 

just got another one

 

<+mooeypoo> yummy yummy wine is goooooooood

<+mooeypoo> HEY UCCCCC

<+mooeypoo> I think I'm tispy.

<+mooeypoo> tspiy

<+mooeypoo> tipsy

<+mooeypoo> tiiiiiiiiip! see?

<+UC> haha

»» +UC pushes mooeypoo into a kiddie pool full of pudding.

<+mooeypoo> weeeeeeeee

<+mooeypoo> puddddiiinnnng

<+mooeypoo> k, time for bed.

<+mooeypoo> nini

Edited May 21, 2009 by Rakdos

[Klaynos]

/me always misses drunk mooey

[UC]

<Capn_Refsmmat> Our entire database would be enough material for quite interesting conversations [with megaHAL].

<Capn_Refsmmat> It'd know physics, chemistry, and punctuating like YT

[Cap'n Refsmmat]

We're experimenting with MegaHAL, a chat robot that reads text and uses it to generate wacky responses. We fed it all of Duration/MotorDaddy's posts.

 

Capn_Refsmmat: MegaHAL on the origins of the universe:

MegaHAL: 4.5 Billion years ago, it never began and it looked like constant velociraptor ****. You can imagine my confusion.

[ecoli]

(10:28:33 PM) UnintentionalChaos: <Capn_Refsmmat> I'm legally of the age of consent in Texas

(10:28:34 PM) UnintentionalChaos: <mooeypoo> age of consent in Texas is like.. 3

(10:28:35 PM) UnintentionalChaos: <ecoli> only if you're related

(10:28:41 PM) UnintentionalChaos: <Capn_Refsmmat> Yes, unless my parents let me have it, in which case there is no restriction

[UC]

<Capn_Refsmmat> What's next? Tactical speedos?

<UnintentionalChaos> aka: man-thong

<ydoaPs> UnintentionalChaos, that's called a banana hammock

<mooZzZzzz> ydoaPs: only if it's big enough.

<mooZzZzzz> aka: you wish.

<mooZzZzzz> night!!!!! <runs off>

[ydoaPs]

This time, she wasn't drunk:

 

[21:29] <mooeypoo> what level of education does everyone have?

[21:29] <butta> as storage devices

[21:29] <butta> does it matter

[21:29] <butta> ????

[21:30] <mooeypoo> just curious

[21:30] <Strspeed> ahh not to good lol

[21:30] <mooeypoo> not really, I'm just wondering.

[21:30] <butta> high school and game design

[21:30] <mooeypoo> ooh cool

[21:30] <mooeypoo> game design too sounds fun

[21:30] <butta> I'm a production engineer

[21:30] <ydoaPs> high school and classified military training

[21:30] <mooeypoo> ydoaps you don't count

[21:30] <butta> for a kitchens company

[21:30] <butta> do programming millwright

[21:30] <mooeypoo> you're a cutie.. brains don't matter with you.

[21:30] <ydoaPs> mooeypoo, if anything, i count MORE

[21:30] <butta> electrical

[21:31] * UC is senior in college for B.Sc. in chem

[21:31] <Strspeed> self taught delphi programing

[21:31] <mooeypoo> shuttup and accept the compliment, cutes'.

[21:31] * ydoaPs goes to the quote thread

[21:31] * mooeypoo is a junior in college.. Physics

[mooeypoo]

I am drunk with homework. I claim no responsibility for my actions.

[ydoaPs]

[18:37] <Gilded> I've pickpocketed mobs in WoW for like over 6h today, is this bad?

[18:37] <UnintentionalChaos> yes

[18:37] <UnintentionalChaos> step 1) turn off your computer

[18:38] <UnintentionalChaos> step 2) go outside

[18:38] <UnintentionalChaos> step 3) try not to die

[18:39] <Gilded> It's dark outside. I could get eaten by a grue!

[18:40] <javagamer> lol

[18:41] <ydoaPs> Gilded, when's the last time you touched a woman without paying for it?

[18:42] <UnintentionalChaos> nevar

[18:42] <Gilded> You can touch women without paying them???

[18:42] <Gilded> Why wasn't I informed of this?

[18:42] <javagamer> Sounds like stealing.

[Rakdos]

this was a few days ago but i just found it

 

»» AzurePhoenix squeals

<AzurePhoenix> i didnt think about what time it was when i opened the apartment blinds topless >_<

<+Aerv> lol

<AzurePhoenix> i dont think the mexican construction workers across the lot saw me...

<+UnintentionalChaos> lol

 

added another

---» Awesomeness (5ac40763@cloak-542B0A72.mibbit.com) has Joined #sfn

<+AzurePhoenix> dammit... these arent my pants...

<+Raxo> AzurePhoenix, did i leave mine over there again?

<+ydoaPs> AzurePhoenix, you can get in my pants

<+Raxo> dammit

<+AzurePhoenix> damn you all

Edited July 14, 2009 by Rakdos
edited for safe for work-ness and added one