IRC Quotes Thread

[ydoaPs]

[19:35] <Sylar> sudo make me a sandwich

[19:38] <mooZzZZzz> password:

[19:38] <Sylar> ******

[19:39] <mooZzZZzz> Access Denied. Prepare your own sandwich.

[mooeypoo]

(+Gilded) I think I'd rather probe animals than humans, although the animals probably fight it more

(+Gilded) ^That's a pretty interesting statement when taken out of context btw

 

Ahhhh... the art of taking things out of context.

[ydoaPs]

Ahhhh... the art of taking things out of context.

 

I've never performed THAT art, especially in this thread!

 

[23:39] <mooeypoo> but vibrators tame me

[Cap'n Refsmmat]

<@Capn_Refsmmat> sorry, seuss is my new rhyming robot.

< seuss> Some people also use specially designed dildos

 

Rhyming ones?

[ydoaPs]

[14:28] * mib_eh5aa3 (Mibbit@protectedhost-F2BE6877.sotn.cable.ntl.com) has joined

[14:28] <mib_eh5aa3> sup

[14:29] <sylar> a wild mib has appeared

[14:29] <sylar> Go get him, Charizard!

[14:29] * sylar sends out Fluffy

[14:35] <mib_eh5aa3> flees!

[14:35] * mib_eh5aa3 has quit (Quit: mib_eh5aa3)

[mooeypoo]

Why noobs shouldn't ask random science questions in #blackcobalt:

(violett) hi

(violett) if a fridge is 365 litre... approx how many cms high would it be?

(@Moled) 52.3

••• qUit: (violett) (78108ce8@blackcobalt.web.irc) Ping timeout: 240 seconds

(@mooZzZzZzZz) ...

[insane_alien]

ask a silly answer and we'll provide an answer several orders of magnitude sillier.

[mooeypoo]

(@mooeypoo) I see two johns

(@John) < real

(+blike) lol

(@John) ^ fake

[Genecks]

Why noobs shouldn't ask random science questions in #blackcobalt:

(violett) hi

(violett) if a fridge is 365 litre... approx how many cms high would it be?

(@Moled) 52.3

••• qUit: (violett) (78108ce8@blackcobalt.web.irc) Ping timeout: 240 seconds

(@mooZzZzZzZz) ...

 

That's kind of reasonable. Of course, we're neglecting a lot of things. You can't really figure out what the length and width would be from just the volume. However, you can attempt to assume various industry standards of refrigerators heights in relation to such a refrigerator volume and attempt an answer. However, I think it should be much taller if it's a refrigerator. A deep-freeze freezer might be 52.3 cm, but I don't think a refrigerator would be that. Even then, that deep-freeze freezer would be pretty shallow... maybe the width would be enough to put a body in, really.

[CharonY]

I kind of having the feeling that this was not quite the point....

[ydoaPs]

[22:00] * AzurePhoenix takes a dose of whatever cappy's on, and flies away on a rainbow bunny

[ydoaPs]

[15:50] <mooeypoo> and just for the record

[15:50] <mooeypoo> yee of little faith

[15:50] <mooeypoo> I fuckin rock.

[15:50] <mooeypoo> peace out.

[ydoaPs]

[20:00] <Gilded> I for one like to adhere to a higher standard of decency

[20:00] <Gilded> Some people simply have their minds in the gutter

[ydoaPs]

[23:09] <JCW> Words speak louder than words.

[ydoaPs]

[18:49] <Capn_Refsmmat> I'd prefer he read into it what he won't read into it

[18:50] <Capn_Refsmmat> it's more fun when people do what they don't do

[Cap'n Refsmmat]

[18:49] <Capn_Refsmmat> I'd prefer he read into it what he won't read into it

[18:50] <Capn_Refsmmat> it's more fun when people do what they don't do

 

Read into that what you will.

[DJBruce]

<Sylar> science is for losers

[ydoaPs]

<Sylar> science is for losers

fact

[mooeypoo]

[02:29] * nycjosh has joined #sfn

[02:30] <nycjosh> hello science friends

[02:30] <AzurePhoenix> hello unquantified stranger

[02:30] * nycjosh has quit IRC (Quit: Page closed)

 

 

Oh, Azure, You had me at 'Hello'...

[ydoaPs]

Names have been changed to protect the guilty:

 

[15:50] <Sylar> Capn_Refsmmat, apparently anything trying to change people's minds is a religion

[15:50] <Capn_Refsmmat> BillyBobJoJack reported that post

[15:50] <Sylar> of course he did

[15:50] <Sylar> wait...reported?

[15:51] <Sylar> he's moved from unnecessary neg reg to unnecessary reporting?

[15:51] <Capn_Refsmmat> indeed

[15:52] <Capn_Refsmmat> apparently your post was a strawman, I think

[15:52] <Sylar> um, not really

[15:52] <Capn_Refsmmat> yeah, I know

[15:53] <Sylar> i think it's funny how much of a little kid he is

[15:53] <Capn_Refsmmat> but let this be a formal warning to not make posts like the one BillyBobJoJack thinks you made, despite you not actually making it

[15:53] <Sylar> kk

[15:53] <Sylar> can we add that to spork's randq?

[15:55] <Capn_Refsmmat> spork: randstuff <Capn_Refsmmat> but let this be a formal warning to not make posts like the one BillyBobJoJack thinks you made, despite you not actually making it

[15:55] <spork> Capn_Refsmmat, werd! There be 7077 randomstuffs now.

[15:56] <Gilded> My head hurts from reading that

[mississippichem]

[22:07] <hypervalent_iodine> welcome back

[22:07] <hypervalent_iodine> I bet

[22:07] <mississippichem> quartz just kicked my ass

[22:07] <mississippichem> I got a black eye

[22:07] <@Capn_Refsmmat> I dunno what that was for

[22:08] <@Azure> MSG90C obviously

[22:08] <mississippichem> it didn't like the mention of group theory

[22:08] <@Azure> hawt

[22:08] <+Satan> I applaud quartz's effort to keep #sfn group theory free

 

[22:09] <mississippichem> this is destined for IRC quotes thread

[22:10] <+Gilded> Group theory? GROUP THEORY?! We don't need no stinking group theory!

[dragonstar57]

[15:28] <+Sylar> hey Diziara kick dragon plox

[15:28] <+Satan> no, kill

[15:28] <+Sylar> oh, you just have voice here

[15:28] <+Sylar> damn

[15:28] <+Diziara> nice to know I'm only useful as a tyrant.

[15:29] <dragon> and added to http://www.scienceforums.net/topic/24048-irc-quotes-thread

[15:29] <dragon> smile

[16:01] <dragon> why is there nothing i have said in the irc quote thread?

[16:01] <dragon> have i said nothing stupid enough to be quoted?

[16:09] <+Sylar> dragon, no, you're too stupid to be quoted

 

thats what i have 2 deal with on IIRC

[ydoaPs]

[01:50] <AzurePhoenix> I sometimes wish i had an ovipositor, then I'd rape someone with it and implant my embryo in their abdominal cavity

[ydoaPs]

[13:19] <bee> Sylar I think everyone is dead

[13:23] * dave is now known as dave|away

[13:23] * Sylar stabs UC just to make sure

[13:25] <bee> Yeah... I guess he is.. :/

[13:25] * bee throws a party

[ydoaPs]

[10:41] <Schroedingers_hat> That comes up in scifi quite a lot

[10:41] <Schroedingers_hat> look up panspermia

[10:42] <Sylar> never sperm in a pan

[10:42] <Sylar> you cook food in pans, dude

[10:43] <Schroedingers_hat> Sperm is high in protein!