This story warms my heart :D

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http://www.myfoxdfw.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail%3bjsessionid=66434CA6FE6500D6A04B9F946D779145?contentId=3641729&version=2&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=1.1.1&sflg=1

 

[Sayonara]

"Money talks!"

 

lol, yes it says "you idiot".

[Glider]

Hehehe...I love it.

[YT2095]

HA HA! < /bart simpson voice>

[insane_alien]

he seen that wad of cash and only asked for $800? i would have went for at least $2000

[Dak]

i'd've asked for $1000 and the first iphone she bought

[ecoli]

HA HA! < /bart simpson voice>

 

I think you may mean Nelson Muntz.

 

http://www.frontiernet.net/~dffynst/nelson.wav

[insane_alien]

i'd've asked for $1000 and the first iphone she bought

 

well, i don't want an iphone. i can't really think of a reason for me to be at the front of the line anyway. so i would have just taken as much as i could squeeze from her.