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It's 23C outside, was raining earlier. There was supposed to be a bonfire but it was canceled due to ran. Been a good day though. I had some carrot cake though I would have preferred chocolate.

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hmmmm... someone ate my last Jolly Rancher gummy...

 

*opens box* You have messed with the wrong person! Fig Newtons! ATTACK!!!! *fig newtons march out of box, guns blazing*

 

OREOS!!!! ATTACK!!!! *oreos march out making gutteral yelling sounds with rpgs flying on ahead of them*

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I'm going to leave soon because Heroes is on soon but I'll be here during the commercials.

 

That was me. Chewy!

 

NUCLEAR WAR!!! I will drop a nuclear bomb on Oreopia!! You and you're army will perish!!

 

*drops nuclear warhead on YOU!!!! and counters nuclear missile by firing a patriot missile* WHAT NOW!!!!

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*fires patriot missile as well* It seems we are too evenly matched... UNTIL I HIT YOU WITH MY SECRETY SECRET WEAPON!! *calls behind him* Are you ready my donut slaves?

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I too have a secret weapon! Are you ready funnel cakes? ATTACK!!!!! *funnel cakes charge with gas masks on as wave of gas suffocates donuts* wait... DONUTS DON'T BREATH!!!! QUICK!!! FIRE YOUR MORTARS AND MACHINE GUNS!!!!! *hailstorm of mortars appears out of nowhere accompanied by stream of bullets*

 

You guys are really off topic and I'd like to know... why?

 

We're having a cyber war because he ate my last jolly rancher gummy. A rerun of heroes is on so I'm not leaving yet.

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But you ate my Fig Newtons! *erects forcefield* HOW DO YOU LIKE SCIENCE FICTION!?!? My donut warriors are safe! Prepare for an attack by my traitorous truffles! *truffles appear behind you* Take THAT! And you thought they were on your side... Tch tch tch...

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