Fred56 Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 Physicists at Krackinbrein University in Polend, have discovered evidence of photon “dandruff”, which they say indicates that photons may have “hair”. Photons have long been believed to be completely hairless, but the new research could untangle some of the mysterious properties of these very small bits of matter and/or energy ("or something like that", the researchers say). The scientists are eagerly awaiting the results of new experiments, and have said they expect to find different “styles” of photon's hair. There is eager anticipation of the photon “mullet”, the “Swayze”, the “Jong-Il”; some expect to find bald photons after all: this is (the scientists say) because they have lost their hair --possibly photon hairpieces will be discovered too, but the researchers are keeping quiet about this exciting potential-- and, of course, the “Elvis”... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sayonara Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 Even more compelling for researchers in this field is the reasoning which concludes that photon dandruff implies photon fungus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Skeptic Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 I think you are overdoing the metaphors. This is why scientists should only agree to be talk to a journalist if they get to review what the journalist will write about their theory. Either that, or you are pulling our leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YT2095 Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 Head and Shoulders, Knees and Photon, Knees and Photon.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edtharan Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 We need photon waxing (anyone seen a Brazilian photon?). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred56 Posted November 20, 2007 Author Share Posted November 20, 2007 you are pulling our leg Come on, would I do that to you guys? This is fair dinkum, cobber... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDNA Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Your grandma's mustache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Albers Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Wave packets, anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Albers Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 The vacuum response is not nothing. Quite the opposite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 The photons coming out of my computer screen have mustaches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Albers Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Yes, depending on <Out of the inhomogeneous closet!> your eyesight and imagination, babe. To me it is a matter of Maxwell's equations allowed to express what might be properties of the vacuum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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