Royston Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 A beer that's beneficial for your liver. A biological weapon that targets individuals with a highly developed 'asbotic lobe', this is the part of the brain responsible for chav like behaviour. A home cloning kit, so I could send my clone to work, while I do whatever I please. A 'long term solution machine', just type in the problem e.g conservation of wildlife habitat or sustainable energy and it presents a long term solution. A biological weapon that targets anybody who disagrees with the 'long term solution machine' (see above) this will alleviate human population problems to a certain degree. A biological weapon that targets anybody who disagrees with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swansont Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 i want a minature robot to be invented that can hunt for lost socks. i only have 3 matching pairs left. It turns out that socks have a reeeaaaaly low threshold for tunneling into alternate universes. I buy multiple pairs of identical socks to combat this problem. Unfortunately, manufacturers don't package them this way (unless you buy white tube socks), so a sock purchase is more of a sock investment. But it's better in the longer term. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YT2095 Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Actually I never used to pair my socks, I considered it waste of Time, and figured that if anyone noticed and it bothered them enough to comment, then I`d still rather be Me than them A beer that's beneficial for your liver. and said beer should be in a suitable container where it Never becomes empty, and never goes flat, and maintains the perfect temperature no matter what! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royston Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 and said beer should be in a suitable container where it Never becomes empty, and never goes flat, and maintains the perfect temperature no matter what! I'm now considering dedicating the rest of my life on creating such a beverage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 I want the Infinite Improbability Drive, as long as the normality device works... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swansont Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 I want the Infinite Improbability Drive, as long as the normality device works... Do you require that it make tea as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ydoaPs Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Unfortunately, manufacturers don't package them this way (unless you buy white tube socks), so a sock purchase is more of a sock investment. But it's better in the longer term. When I buy socks I get packs of multiple pairs of black socks(similar to the packaging of the white tube socks). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luminal Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 I want an invention making machine. Aka, the technological singularity? Oh wait, wrong discussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 TA-DA!!! The solution to the sock problem? Spray-on socks in a variety of colors. And not just paint, actual spray-on material that protects from chafing, keeps feet cozy and just peels off and evaporates when you're done with them. Joggers, crew, knee-length, whatever size you need. Just spray, delay, and walk away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insane_alien Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Phi, i've actually heard of a company that will, for a subscription fee, mail you a new pair of socks every day. it may be the solution we're looking for. though there may be a problem when you reach the critical mass of the socks. and they'd never get peeled off the floor again. .... hey instead of getting a carpet just leave the used socks there... wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Phi, i've actually heard of a company that will, for a subscription fee, mail you a new pair of socks every day. it may be the solution we're looking for. though there may be a problem when you reach the critical mass of the socks. and they'd never get peeled off the floor again. .... hey instead of getting a carpet just leave the used socks there... wow.God, that's an incredible idea for an area rug, insane_alien! I'm going to start sewing all my old socks together (after washing them) and sell it on E-bay! What a hoot! It's the perfect thing for every teenager to torture their moms with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insane_alien Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 as long as you send me a cut of the profits for giving you the idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 as long as you send me a cut of the profits for giving you the idea What idea? Who are you again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred56 Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 I for one would like a gun that fires hot bricksA gun that "fires bricks", so we can do away with all those messy, smoky kilns? A gun that doesn't work (or kills or injures the user) would be my pick. But then crossbows are pretty lethal too (guns are a big unfair advantage, especially for those animal "hunters", give them spears or rocks, i say). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bascule Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Recursively self-improving strong artificial intelligence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 probability simulator... depicts the most probable outcomes of decisions that I (or anyone else, I suppose) decides to make. Capable of computing with a large degree of certainty and takes into consideration every variable. Also a 19 in. display screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dichotomy Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 A peace bomb and an irrational thought disintegration device. sheesh, I sound like miss Sweden... but they would be handy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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